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GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler
i work with too many young people that don't know anything about the early years of computers. i'm trying to teach one about how printer evil began. more accurately, how printers weren't actually evil by default, just being mechanized typewriters, but the evil came from man getting an ascii hotgurl girl printed out on an old line printer by a buddy that worked on the mainframe at night and, due to man desiring more, better, and more realistic things to masturbate to, made printing evil by forcing graphics onto a device meant for characters. (not counting plotters. plotter boobies are the best)

so, i'm looking for old examples of the earliest line printer hotgurls, but i'm having bad luck in my searching.

any good examples? any good plotter boobies?

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
haha have fun getting fired for bringing ascii porn for show and tell

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
code:

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

test test
e. hard to get spacing right when c/p. will try later

have you tried the obvious places like lurking textfiles?
here's one
http://textfiles.com/100/angela.art

OldAlias fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Mar 17, 2016

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

OldAlias posted:

test test
e. hard to get spacing right when c/p. will try later

have you tried the obvious places like lurking textfiles?
here's one
http://textfiles.com/100/angela.art

:jackbud:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
please post more ascii babes

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

https://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/
http://www.textfiles.com/art/ASCIIPR0N/

OldAlias fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Mar 20, 2016

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler

exactly what I was looking for

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

(.(.)

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Citizen Tayne posted:

code:


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:wth:!!

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
*dot matrix printer sound*

*degauss sound*

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

SpaceAceJase posted:

*dot matrix printer sound*

*degauss sound*

closing my eyes and imagining these sounds

gettin a little hard

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
*3.5" disk drive chunking away sound on disk 3/7*

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
*sound blaster pro*

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
achtung!

mein leiben!

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Energy star rating wobbles into view

floppy drive sounds. beep.

autoexec.bat

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

mishaq posted:

closing my eyes and imagining these sounds

gettin a little hard

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
i told you not to press run/stop!!!!!!!!!!!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

SpaceAceJase posted:

*dot matrix printer sound*

*degauss sound*

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

SpaceAceJase posted:

Energy star rating wobbles into view

floppy drive sounds. beep.

autoexec.bat

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Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
making a boot disk

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