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can I get one where I'm like a super handsome secret agent guy who has no real national allegiance and just fights for what's right, and he ends up killing the president and whistle-blowing on a bunch of horrible government programs and starts a revolution and spends the rest of his life on a tropical island with his soul mate? And I have like super nice abs, and a bigass gun?
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Mar 18, 2016 22:42
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do you have any success stories where the last politician is beaten to death with the bones of the last priest?
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Mar 18, 2016 23:38
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Luvcow posted:do you have any success stories where the last politician is beaten to death with the bones of the last priest? I'll check in the discard shelf.
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