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a tiny little gun like an assassin or an old south dowager would use, but even tinier than that - like for ants - it needs a silencer because otherwise people think a mouse is squeaking when you fire the gun
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six guns strapped together with a gestalt consciousness that has become sophisticated enough to eschew all violence. is a professor at yale
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Mar 20, 2016 16:46
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- FluffieDuckie
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Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Mar 20, 2016 17:01
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- Ace of Baes
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gun that shoots cheese, its a friggin cheese gun!!!
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Mar 20, 2016 17:31
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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a gun that wears a frilly dress and high heels
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Mar 20, 2016 17:31
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- google THIS
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a gun that shoots your enemies, the tricky part is loading your enemies into it
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Mar 20, 2016 17:44
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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A gun that shoots knives.
So you can bring a knife to a gunfight.
SWORDSPLOSION! (from borderlands)
Because Mister Torgue Said So. – Fires a single projectile in the shape of a sword which explodes upon impact, spawning three smaller swords, which also explode on impact
*A gun that shoots cats into the homes of shut ins so they don't have to go out to get one. (Please leave a window open shut ins)
* A gun that can sterilize anything you aim it at (interpret how you want, it's your gun)
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Mar 20, 2016 18:34
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- Piso Mojado
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a gun that kills people with compliments
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Mar 20, 2016 18:41
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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a gun that brings gunshot victims back to life, but they lust for gun violence revenge(have appropriate weird gun ready)
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Mar 20, 2016 18:48
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- Ace of Baes
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a gun that shoots your enemies, the tricky part is loading your enemies into it
lol
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Mar 20, 2016 20:49
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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gun that shoots ideas, found at the murder scene of human dignity
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Mar 21, 2016 09:57
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- NoTreble
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A gun that shoots GMO semen onto chicks faces and revolutionizes the porn industry
There are two kinds of escape...
Escape without a purpose, and escape with a purpose.
The former is called 'floating', the latter, 'flying'.
Whichever you choose your overlooking view to be...
...it's your decision to make.
But if you allow your guilty conscience to dictate that choice...
...you'd be doing the wrong thing.
Because rather then choose our path based on the sins we bear,
We must bear our sins along the path we've chosen.
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Mar 21, 2016 11:10
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Gun for babies, because roving infant bands need firepower to terrorize haciendas
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Mar 21, 2016 13:17
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- google THIS
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a gun that gives love a bad name
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Mar 21, 2016 15:31
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- City of Glompton
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a gun that shoots farts
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Mar 21, 2016 18:46
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- MrWillsauce
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a gun that fires way more bullets than it should and it drives gun nut sperg burglars in the audience nuts, and you only need to reload it when it would add tension to an action scene. Basically just a gun in a john woo movie
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Mar 21, 2016 19:50
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a gun thats too heavy to pick up but people try anyway and when theyre straining the hardest it becomes really light and they get sent flying. its a gun that shoots people
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Mar 21, 2016 21:24
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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A gun that always shoots straight when asked about its human regulation policies
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Mar 21, 2016 21:44
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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a gun that picks it's nose and wipes it on curtains and smells kinda bad and all the other guns avoid it and laugh at it behind it's back
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Mar 21, 2016 22:08
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- City of Glompton
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a gun that shoots a deece grouping at 25 yards but is still afraid to talk to girls
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Mar 21, 2016 22:27
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- b h m
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the weirdest gun of all : one that does not shoot
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Mar 21, 2016 22:48
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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how does it feel about assault people?
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Mar 21, 2016 23:04
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- MrWillsauce
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guns kill guns
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Mar 21, 2016 23:04
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the only thing that can stop a bad gun with a guy is a good gun with a guy
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Mar 21, 2016 23:06
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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You can pry him from my cold steel trigger!
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Mar 22, 2016 01:25
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- on spec
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dont sign your posts
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Mar 22, 2016 02:09
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- on spec
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a gun that shoots a deece grouping at 25 yards but is still afraid to talk to girls
dont sign your posts
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- Piso Mojado
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a gun that shoots a deece grouping at 25 yards but is still afraid to talk to girls
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