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hi byob, recently i have been thinking a lot about personal hygeine and have come to the conclusion that hand sanitizer scents tend to either have very misleading names and/or be things that no sane person would think needed to be made into a scent
anyway i figured that we could all think up some really nice name/scent combinations for potential future hand sanitizers!
heres one of my ideas:
con artist scent: smells like a plush toy you got from the carnival after spending $30 on the darts game
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- Adbot
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- cuntman.net
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money scent: smell like someone who handles money frequently, it smells like dirt and rusted metal
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Mar 23, 2016 05:01
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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clean hands: smells like a clean hands
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Mar 23, 2016 05:01
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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2nd degree burn after you put on the purell that has been sitting in your car all day: all hand sanitizer smells like this
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Mar 23, 2016 05:02
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- Piso Mojado
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money scent: smell like someone who handles money frequently, it smells like dirt and rusted metal
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Mar 23, 2016 05:05
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- Snake Toddler
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papas shed smell: smells like wood shavings and your dads old fishing equipment, sanitizer gives your hands massive calluses and scratched up fingers when applied
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Mar 23, 2016 05:17
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- Snake Toddler
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bandaid smell: smells like a bandaid (old)
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Mar 23, 2016 05:17
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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late night crotch smell: smells like your crotch after you wake up and find your hand has been in your crotch all night
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Mar 23, 2016 06:01
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- the unabonger
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money scent: smell like someone who handles money frequently, it smells like dirt and rusted metal
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Mar 23, 2016 06:03
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- Kangaroo Pouch
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thanksgiving turkey scent: smells like a field of fresh daisies on a pleasant spring day. looks like there was a bit of a label mix-up at the ol' sanitizer factory, haha!
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Mar 23, 2016 06:12
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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thanksgiving turkey scent: smells like a field of fresh daisies on a pleasant spring day. looks like there was a bit of a label mix-up at the ol' sanitizer factory, haha!
lolol
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Mar 23, 2016 06:13
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- the unabonger
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cold cut trio
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Mar 23, 2016 06:27
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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you cut onions smell
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Mar 24, 2016 20:59
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- City of Glompton
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chapstick scent: smells like strawberries and you can't stop applying it
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Mar 24, 2016 21:59
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- google THIS
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cheeto dust/saliva scent: smells the same way your hand smelled before you used hand sanitizer because you're too lazy to actually wash your hands
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Mar 24, 2016 23:50
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cheeto dust/saliva scent: smells the same way your hand smelled before you used hand sanitizer because you're too lazy to actually wash your hands
the actual product name for this one is "keyboard scent"
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Mar 25, 2016 00:55
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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pirate scent: smells like oak, old ropes, mold, and gunpowder
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Mar 25, 2016 02:47
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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that general sick smell, that your nose smells like when youre sick, phlegmy, hospital smell, which is also the smell of deep scraped skin healing, that general bacterial/plasma(?) smell
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Mar 25, 2016 08:12
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weed smell: you guessed it, the classic. dandelions and crabgrass.
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Mar 25, 2016 11:58
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- my new dog
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it says rememeber to rub in for 20 secs
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Mar 25, 2016 12:52
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- Hobo Pyro
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swamp rear end smell so everyone knows exactly why ur usin hand sanitizer
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Mar 27, 2016 22:19
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- b h m
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you been makin pizzas all day and you get home from work and your hands smell like pepperonis
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Mar 27, 2016 23:11
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- MrWillsauce
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orange smell: smells like lemon-lime
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Mar 27, 2016 23:13
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- google THIS
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vine-ripened macintosh apple: smells just like every other generic artificial apple scent, also a deliberate social experiment to see how long it takes people to realize
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Mar 28, 2016 23:02
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- City of Glompton
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cookie jar smell: smells like when you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar
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Mar 28, 2016 23:35
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- guns for tits
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Helpful pun smell: Smells like you need a hand.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:40
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Do the hand sanitizer challenge.
Smack some tape or empty labels on those bad boys and try to name them blind. See how close you get
The downside is that if you find a smell you really like it's gonna take a while for the cashier to look up the price for "Gasoline, Adventure and Nostalgia Hand Sanitizer"
DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Mar 29, 2016
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Mar 29, 2016 22:40
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May 4, 2024 22:19
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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i took a whiff off the hand sanitizer and it made me feel bad for like 2 seconds, i could go back but luckily i have harder drugs readily availabe
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