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Would you vote for Ernie Sanders?
Yes. A rose by any other name..
No. I would never vote for an Ernie.
TRUMP *click*
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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
I am just wondering what people think.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


only if his vp was someone named burt

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
It's just unpresidential.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
He's probably have to use "Ernard"

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

A Stupid Baby posted:

He's probably have to use "Ernard"

That wouldn't play in New Hampshire.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Worst shame thread.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Feel the Ern.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Nie Sanders 4 prez.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
How about Ol' Ern. I'd vote for Ol' Ern.

Engimo
Mar 5, 2005
Frood Pie
world: imagined

e: woah i made this too big whoops

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Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
In the universe where Bernie was an Ernie.... Nothing with would be the same. So could I say what I would do? Could I say I would even be I?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Engimo posted:

world: imagined

e: woah i made this too big whoops



p good cept the tag line would be erned your trust

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014

Engimo posted:

world: imagined

e: woah i made this too big whoops



reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

A Stupid Baby posted:

He's probably have to use "Ernard"

Vote for; hell I can't even say Ernard Sanders

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Would you vote for Ted if his name was Ed?

Would you vote for Onald Rump?

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

get in the ern

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

he could be ernesto for the hispanic community

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Fill the Ern

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
He'd go by Ernest, and they'd call him "Earnest Ernest."

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ernie 2016: Ready for the urn

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, I'd say he's Erned it.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Imagine if "Obama" had been named "Osama". Could he have still bested the clinton machine?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Feel the erne.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
According to the poll above, Bernie would lose 40% of his support if his name was actually Ernie.

That would mean Hillary's current delegate lead would expand from 250 to over 1000(!). It seems the people agree that an Ernie cannot be president.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I just vomited in my mouth a little. gently caress you, OP

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

It would mean he would be up against Illery and Rump. Rump might be an arse, but Illery has dope rhymes.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
My friends dog is named Ernie and he is a Very Good Dog so yeah probably

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

According to the poll above, Bernie would lose 40% of his support if his name was actually Ernie.

That would mean Hillary's current delegate lead would expand from 250 to over 1000(!). It seems the people agree that an Ernie cannot be president.

I don't think we can say that every Ernie is ruled out from here on but yeah Ernie Sanders is a definite no go.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

reignofevil posted:

I don't think we can say that every Ernie is ruled out from here on but yeah Ernie Sanders is a definite no go.

:toxx: Ban me if an Ernie becomes President of the United States.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


still no

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

I would even vote for Bernie if his name was Percival

Rebochan
Feb 2, 2006

Take my evolution

Only if that meant his followers were "ErnieEros". Because that's hot.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
can't wait to vote trump again

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Flanders Sanders would be a real presidential name IMO.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

:toxx: Ban me if an Ernie becomes President of the United States.

That's the spirit

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Would you could you for a Nick?
Would you could you for a Rick?

I would not could not for a Nick!
I would not could not for a Rick!
I do not like that Sanders man!
I do not like his healthcare plan!

Would you vote if he were Gary?
Do it! Do it! It's not scary

I would not could not for a Nick!
I would not could not for a Rick!
I would not could not for a Gary!
I do not like that Sanders man!
I do not like his healthcare plan!

You may like him, you will see!
What if he were a Larry?

Not for a Nick
Not for a Rick
Not for a Gary
Not for a Larry
I do not like that Sanders man!
I do not like his healthcare plan!

You do not like him so you say,
Try him, try him and you may!
Try him and you may I say!

Dude!
If you will let me be,
I will try him.
You will see.

Say!
I like that Sanders man!
I'm on board with his healthcare plan!
And I would vote if he were Gary!
And I would vote if he were Larry!
And I would vote if he were Rick!
And I would vote if he were Nick!
And for a Rod and for a Todd
Now Bernie Sanders is my God!

And I'll vote Sanders here and there.
Say! I'll vote Sanders anywhere!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Rebochan posted:

Only if that meant his followers were "ErnieEros". Because that's hot.

They could be called Earners, in an ironic way, like when a big guy is called Tiny.

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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
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duck monster posted:

It would mean he would be up against Illery and Rump. Rump might be an arse, but Illery has dope rhymes.

Illery and Ill Linton, 'Residents of the Nited Tates.

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