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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Did you miss the UBS thing?

Oh kinda just forgot about it. Nevermind then.

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Americans hide their money in the Caymans like civilized people

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Yup. Island banks are where all the American wealth hides out.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


No. 6 posted:

Yup. Island banks are where all the American wealth hides out.

What happens when the ocean rises up and swamps the island and their banks? Liquid cash all floats away?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol that Emma Watson was named as having an account

for "the sole purpose of protecting her anonymity and safety."

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

City of Tampa posted:

is this dump all the documents?

because the way this leak has been handled so far does not make me confident in the intentions of the journalists. I think that they are protecting powerful Americans.

It's not the actual documents, just a list created by journalists. It's been fairly obvious from the start that the leak has mainly targeted Russia, China and other third world countries. They also had a token western fall guy from Iceland to make the leak seem more even. Wikileaks still remain the only reliable site for these kinds of information leaks.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I guess Canada didn't get any preferential treatment, since 647 Canadians were identified

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
EXCLUSIVE: Monsanto Linked to Tax Havens in Panama Papers Leak

Agriculture giant Monsanto has been linked to offshore tax havens after the recent second leak of the Panama Papers scandal.

Subsidaries Monsanto Holdings Corp and Monsanto Associates Inc have been exposed as clients of disgraced law firm Mossack Fonseca, with MF CEO Jurgen Mossack operating as an officially registered director.

Mossack Fonseca has been accused of enabling tax evasion by registering shell companies in Panama for wealthy clients.

http://juxtanews.org/2016/05/13/exclusive-monsanto-linked-to-tax-havens-in-panama-papers-leak/

0 percent chance anything happens to them.

Here is a list of people so far found in this thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_named_in_the_Panama_Papers

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I feel that if Bill Gates and Trump were discovered it would have been in the news, what do I know though

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
The Bolsheviks were right. This medieval class poo poo needs to disappear. Why does it feel so right to imagine these people dead ?

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

I feel that if Bill Gates and Trump were discovered it would have been in the news, what do I know though

Trump is on the list in the wikipedia page.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

*reads entire thread*


*considers carefully*


"hmmm, perhaps we need more unfettered capitalism unchecked by people free to reign over the world as it pleases" *goes full Neoliberal*



thank neoliberal democrats and all republicans for all that you've done.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
People elsewhere are theorizing this is why trump is having "audit" trouble all of a sudden.

:tinfoil:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Lime Tonics posted:

People elsewhere are theorizing this is why trump is having "audit" trouble all of a sudden.

:tinfoil:

That would be extremely entertaining too watch if it's true

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
He was having audit trouble before the papers were a thing which is why he didn't release his tax records like a year ago. Apparently he gets audited all the time for whatever reason. Doubt it's related to this at all.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Aredna posted:

He was having audit trouble before the papers were a thing which is why he didn't release his tax records like a year ago. Apparently he gets audited all the time for whatever reason. Doubt it's related to this at all.

Hmm well the irs did target conservative groups, maybe hes on obummers poo poo list

On3moresoul
Apr 22, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
Oh the dude who is notable for having wildly fluctuating statements about his net worth occasionally gets audited, big surprise.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Will this finally Stump the Trump? Actually anything short of a connection to a brutal rape murder committed with Fogel is unlikely to bring him down.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

frodnonnag posted:

Trump is on the list in the wikipedia page.

Bill Gates is just under Trump on the page as well.

What will happen is IRS will look at Trump's offshore account and they'll find his birth certificate that lists him as a citizen of Kenya. That'll blow the whole thing wide open.

There's a link to the Clintons as well. Only one who isn't in this thing is Sanders.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Devian666 posted:

Bill Gates is just under Trump on the page as well.

What will happen is IRS will look at Trump's offshore account and they'll find his birth certificate that lists him as a citizen of Kenya. That'll blow the whole thing wide open.

There's a link to the Clintons as well. Only one who isn't in this thing is Sanders.

Suprised Gates is, but not really.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

lol that Emma Watson was named as having an account

for "the sole purpose of protecting her anonymity and safety."

no war but class war

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Panama Papers reveal George Soros' deep money ties to secretive weapons, intel investment firm

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/05/16/panama-papers-reveal-george-soros-deep-money-ties-to-secretive-weapons-intel-firm.html

Fox News says george soros is an arms dealer.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lime Tonics posted:

Panama Papers reveal George Soros' deep money ties to secretive weapons, intel investment firm

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/05/16/panama-papers-reveal-george-soros-deep-money-ties-to-secretive-weapons-intel-firm.html

Fox News says george soros is an arms dealer.

Ha yeah by that logic george bush and dick cheney were also arms dealers and oil baron


Oh wait

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