grape stomping on a treadmill, pizza dough weight bar, these are both thing

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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

s that i saw in the authentic italian restaurant gym.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 12:15

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# ? May 19, 2024 09:28

eonwe

i personally prefer the marinara showers

after a tough workout you clean yourself with sauce just like momma used to make

# ? Apr 29, 2016 13:37

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

thats one spicy meat a ball-e. i mean a hunk

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# ? Apr 29, 2016 13:53

FutonForensic

bro, can you spot me? i'm about to go hog on this machoccioli

# ? Apr 29, 2016 14:14

google THIS

gonna go sweat out some toxins and get my cheese nice and bubbly in the lasauna

# ? Apr 29, 2016 14:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

been throwing this 50lb halibut back and forth for hours, getting ripped in my core, gonna go chop some veggies later and work my forearms, now when i sweat and it smells like peppers and onions its because I've actually been chopping peppers and onions

# ? Apr 29, 2016 15:19

google THIS

when I get up in the morning my arms feel like limp noodles but after a good workout they're perfectly al dente

# ? Apr 29, 2016 15:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

been using this new technology called a meat thermometer to help me maximize my workout. tells me when my muscles reach the right temp to get beefy but you apparently have to be careful because too much and you'll be pork and for the extreme workout people they try and push it to chicken which i assume means absolutely insane results.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 16:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

worked the pepper grinder for 3 reps of ten minutes each arm, forearms are hot right now

# ? Apr 29, 2016 16:04

eonwe

i jerked some gerkins in the men's lockerroom, you should try switching your arm workouts up from time to time

# ? Apr 29, 2016 16:17

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mama mia, i'll pass on the alfredo

# ? Apr 29, 2016 16:29

FutonForensic

a man doing bench presses, halfway through a rep, yelling "carb me!" while a spotter dumps angel hair pasta over his face

# ? Apr 29, 2016 18:15

social vegan

dust my hands w parmesean before i wrestle that hoagie

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

apply bbq sauce below the eyes to help shade there sun

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:23

social vegan

15x marinara dips

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:45

social vegan

lifting my shirt it looks like someone laid me down and placed 6 arancinis on my tum tum and squahsed them a bit

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:46

Business Gorillas

Gonna do some macaroni curls and do some spaghetti squats so hard my calamari ring gives out

Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 06:14 on May 1, 2016

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:48

eonwe

I don't like this gym, there are too many meatheads lifting weights, we get it you are filled with protein and flavor

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:52

MrWillsauce

fitness whole pizza in my mouth

# ? May 1, 2016 05:25

FutonForensic

MrWillsauce posted:

fitness whole pizza in my mouth

# ? May 1, 2016 18:45

SniperWoreConverse

stay hydrated *squirts vino*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? May 1, 2016 20:45

eonwe

*rubs flour on hands while getting ready to hang clean*

# ? May 1, 2016 20:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm in the zone! the cal-zone!

# ? May 1, 2016 21:01

Senior Management

I typically look for something with low impact on my knees. So I swim in the alfredo pool/vat. Olympic size. Plenty of room for everyone.

:jerry:

# ? May 1, 2016 22:30

Android Blues

social vegan posted:

15x marinara dips

# ? May 2, 2016 01:45

Senior Management

I was in the locker room and some nice people offered to stuff my crust and put extra cheese on my pizza. Cheese is pretty unhealthy but I probably don't get enough calcium in my diet. Should I take them up on their offer?

:jerry:

# ? May 2, 2016 18:07

FutonForensic

Vynar. don't be a coward. let those not-so-virgin olive oil boys give you the premium treatment.

# ? May 2, 2016 19:03

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I think the crossfit mafia is targeting me. the other day a guy came up to me, sounded friendly enough, but he said "those are some nice muscles you got there. it'd be a...shame if they disintegrated and destroyed your kidneys."

# ? May 3, 2016 00:19

SniperWoreConverse

a lotta guys talk poo poo about how freeweights are better than machines, but the pasta maker never did me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? May 3, 2016 06:16

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make sure you change up your seafood pasta workouts. it's all about mussel confusion

# ? May 3, 2016 14:12

FutonForensic

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make sure you change up your seafood pasta workouts. it's all about mussel confusion

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# ? May 3, 2016 16:11

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# ? May 19, 2024 09:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

make sure you change up your seafood pasta workouts. it's all about mussel confusion

Gosh

# ? May 4, 2016 17:10

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