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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
why does that pair of tits have a cock?

:synpa:

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Keep Autism Wired posted:

smdh


how do all these poor suave latino men get all the tail when they can't even afford a car?

juicy uncut cocks

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Do all girls have sloppy joe in their titties?

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

Blue Train posted:

they say if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life

don't try to disenfranchise these women because you are jealous of their carefree lives


Seriously, who are the type to pay for sex? Goons. Sweaty ugly gross neckbearded goons.

It's all part of the act, and probably still counts as work.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Trojan.exe posted:

Sweaty ugly gross neckbearded goons.

FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

why does that pair of tits have a cock?

:synpa:

don't look a gift tit in the cock

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




lol

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Even though I have a lot of money, like seriously gently caress a fuckload of money, i could never pay for sex because that's just not fun and requires zero challenge.

I don't tell girls I'm loaded and they can pay for their own poo poo I'm not a bank, I just have as much money as one.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Rasmussen posted:

Even though I have a lot of money, like seriously gently caress a fuckload of money, i could never pay for sex because that's just not fun and requires zero challenge.

I don't tell girls I'm loaded and they can pay for their own poo poo I'm not a bank, I just have as much money as one.

if ur stupid rich and powerful and not like having elaborate cocaine orgies with high class escorts ur doin something wrong

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

criscodisco posted:

Do all girls have sloppy joe in their titties?

how else would they be so squishy

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Profondo Rosso posted:

if ur stupid rich and powerful and not like having elaborate cocaine orgies with high class escorts ur doin something wrong

Oh that's different, I call that Friday night.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

I would have sex for money if I could. But I. Am a man and in this hosed yo society only women get to have meaningful sex careers.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

rio posted:

I would have sex for money if I could. But I. Am a man and in this hosed yo society only women get to have meaningful sex careers.

Post your picture I'll give you a dollar value.

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