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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:Im English but a guy told me the Anglo-Saxon s were the actual real Hebrews so I think this is my thread Sorry about your friend being a white supremacist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TbiIEpZJ8
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Sorry about your friend being a white supremacist.
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does anyone know a guy who can put foreskins back on? Asking for a friend E: nm wrong thread ContinuityNewTimes fucked around with this message at 00:31 on May 10, 2016 |
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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:does anyone know a guy who can put foreskins back on? Asking for a friend There's this amazing Israeli sitcom from the '90s called Half of Menashe. It's about one of the halves of the Menashe tribe under Philistine occupation in Biblical Israel. One of the recurring jokes is the heroic Reuel, member of the Samson's Foxes terrorist/freedom fighting organization constantly being asked by Na'ama, his love, to bring her something nice, like a ring, or a pendant. He always brings her hundreds of Philistine foreskins.
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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:Im English but a guy told me the Anglo-Saxon s were the actual real Hebrews so I think this is my thread Yeah they're a cult called British Israelites. They've pretty much died out in the last decade, but some of the Protestant extremists in Northern Ireland have adopted it in the last few years. quote:British Israelism (also called Anglo-Israelism) is a doctrine based on the hypothesis that people of Western European and Northern European descent, particularly those in Great Britain, are the direct lineal descendants of the Ten Lost Tribes of the ancient Israelites. The doctrine often includes the tenet that the British Royal Family is directly descended from the line of King David.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba_peoplequote:Genetic Y-DNA analyses in the 2000s have established a partially Middle-Eastern origin for a portion of the male Lemba population. Both Arabs and Jews share this DNA, but the Cohen Modal Haplotype, an indicator of Jewish ancestry, has been found among the males of one leadership clan at rates even higher than in the general Jewish population. Lol. Of course they're BLACK so they're not real Jews
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wayne curr posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba_people In case other people don't bother reading the rest of the wikipedia page: quote:Halakhic status as Jews
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I lived in Israel most of my life, so I'm fluent in Modern Hebrew, and can read most parts of the Bible (except for Daniel when it starts going into Aramaic for no goddamn reason ). Where in Israel did you live? Were you born there? Absurd Alhazred posted:There's this amazing Israeli sitcom from the '90s called Half of Menashe. It's about one of the halves of the Menashe tribe under Philistine occupation in Biblical Israel. One of the recurring jokes is the heroic Reuel, member of the Samson's Foxes terrorist/freedom fighting organization constantly being asked by Na'ama, his love, to bring her something nice, like a ring, or a pendant. The TV series was really great, too bad it's completely untranslatable since it depends so heavily on Hebrew Bible references and knowledge of 90s Israel. If you're familiar with Israeli TV to such a degree, I'm guessing you were more than just a temporary resident. At what age did you leave?
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H.H posted:Where in Israel did you live? Were you born there? I lived there most of my life. I won't go into any more details, for obvious reasons.
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