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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YeSlFfMbY

doesn't your family deserve cheap gas?

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Al! posted:

doesn't your family deserve cheap gas?
yes

thats why im voting for corpse of hugo chavez in november

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
theyve been playing these transparent oil/gas industry shills non stop on cnn in my market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtL8VI8Iqn4

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

it was always funny in dc where the metro and buses and poo poo were always covered by these kind of slick lobbyist ads, i guess aimed at The Actual Human Beings Who Make Governance Decisions

i remember one of the local channels, cbs or whoever, during one of those debt clock showdowns put aside 5 seconds per commercial break to show the debt clock counting down, i guess as a public service to inform the congressmen who were watching cbs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if you watch any of the videos ive posted watch this one holy poo poo. can't figure out how to embed it but it's here


http://energytomorrow.org/blog/2016/05/05/vote-for-moms

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


JO energy is the only energy I need.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

dehumanize yourself and face to global warming, libtards

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
It's time for the energy industry to set the record straight.

Fossil fuels are cheap.

Glad we could clear that up.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Low energy OP IMO.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Al! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YeSlFfMbY

doesn't your family deserve cheap gas?

these are the worst ads im not even sure what im being told to do

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
^ Vote for candidates who talk sensible things about energy and YOUR CAR, none of that hippie nuclear/solar/other utopia poo poo.

I love that black, sticky, primordial goo that we dredge out of the earth. I love terraforming.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

these are the worst ads im not even sure what im being told to do

worship me, i am a brainless sack of ferrets

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

these are the worst ads im not even sure what im being told to do

it's a viral marketing campaign to make it appear as if aliens are promoting the global oil and gas industries in a bid to rid the earth of humanity before their colonization project can begin

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
either that or aliens are promoting the global oil and gas industries in a bid to rid the earth of humanity before their colonization project can begin

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Doesn't your human mother deserve flowers?

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Humanity is a natural process by which carbon trapped in the Earth is liberated and put back into circulation.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Al! posted:

if you watch any of the videos ive posted watch this one holy poo poo. can't figure out how to embed it but it's here


http://energytomorrow.org/blog/2016/05/05/vote-for-moms

gently caress off, Chad!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like the constant CNN ads for ME SO BOOK dot com, since it kind of sounds like he's saying it like Me So Horny like some Vietnamese prostitute

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



We will elect a 55 gallon drum of crude oil to be the next President.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


These commercials must trigger the poo poo out of Jeb!.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
NPR literally has an article up where they interview a billionaire oil tycoon about the drop in oil prices.

http://www.npr.org/2016/05/08/477046275/is-american-oil-dead-t-boone-pickens-says-yes-but-only-for-now

surprise surprise he:
-thinks it'll rebound because...
-he doesn't think alternative energy is viable for much and,
-he's voting Trump

It's a weird piece, to say the least. I could even read it as a backhanded critique of Big Oil mentality if it wasn't, you know, NPR.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Al! posted:

if you watch any of the videos ive posted watch this one holy poo poo. can't figure out how to embed it but it's here


http://energytomorrow.org/blog/2016/05/05/vote-for-moms

Never met a chad who wasnt like this guy and ive met a few.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

so that dude is literally a hanging chad

16-year old joke but gently caress it. buttfuck it

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
They could have given him another name but they went with Chad because they thought it was a trustworthy name. Don Draper wouldn't have ever had a Chad.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Al! posted:

if you watch any of the videos ive posted watch this one holy poo poo. can't figure out how to embed it but it's here


http://energytomorrow.org/blog/2016/05/05/vote-for-moms

I'm sorry, I don't accept things from pale weirdos jumping out of opaque-windowed, unmarked vans.

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Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

Al! posted:

if you watch any of the videos ive posted watch this one holy poo poo. can't figure out how to embed it but it's here


http://energytomorrow.org/blog/2016/05/05/vote-for-moms

This ad made me realize that mothers' day flowers are unsustainable.

It does concisely state the energy lobby's short-sighted position though: "Shove a couple tons of carbon into the air forever to get your mom some colorful plants that will be dead in days."

Cathode Raymond has issued a correction as of 23:15 on May 10, 2016

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