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Jebediah Kerman

I don't know where to start but we could use this thread to role-play as a lot of things, all kinds of genres to pick from and what not

I'm gonna be a cow

IC: I'm grazing on some grass.

# ? May 9, 2016 01:43

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# ? May 10, 2024 05:49

eonwe

I'm going to be a message board enthusiast

# ? May 9, 2016 01:44

Jebediah Kerman

Eonwe posted:

I'm going to be a message board enthusiast

use IC (in-character) if you want to do actions or say something in character by the way

# ? May 9, 2016 01:47

Scaly Haylie

treasure bear posted:

i kiss the videogame

# ? May 9, 2016 02:11

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Lizard Wizard posted:

# ? May 9, 2016 02:40

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

My character works at the grocery store and I make sure that everything is going alright on the self check out machines. I get +1 to flossing.

# ? May 9, 2016 05:19

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

IC: ~ makes sure that everything is going alright on the self check out machines~

# ? May 9, 2016 05:20

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

my THAC0 is INCREDIBLE

hi how are you ♥

# ? May 9, 2016 10:22

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i'm michael jordan

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# ? May 9, 2016 11:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm the Dungeon Moister. I make sure dungeons are nice and moist to create a proper ambiance and a soothing background noise of drip, drip

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 9, 2016 16:26

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

I'm the old woman you ask for advice.

# ? May 9, 2016 17:25

Android Blues

super mario batali posted:

I'm the old woman you ask for advice.

IC: old woman, should i invest in stocks, or bonds?

# ? May 9, 2016 17:26

eonwe

IC: I really like posting on message boards *opens up Awful app*

# ? May 9, 2016 17:46

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Android Blues posted:

IC: old woman, should i invest in stocks, or bonds?

IC: Buy gold *cackles*

# ? May 9, 2016 18:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

OOC: SELLING MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS AT THE SECOND TORCH IN THE LIVING ROOM!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:02

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

IC: My THAC0 is insanely low. Try hitting me! You can't!

OOC: why do i keep getting punched in the face

hi how are you ♥

# ? May 9, 2016 18:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Warrior: *swinging sword and missing* I rolled a 15, that hits!

Goblin: *blinking* I rolled a 1, how the hell am I not decapitated?

Sword: I'm a BYOB poster and I didn't think it was right to hit someone

Warrior: Splatmaster, it that you?

Sword: Yep! Your form was excellent, but can't you guys work this out? Spoiler alert! The goblin is hungry and poor and knows where the boss guy dwells

Warrior *looking at Goblin* That true?

Goblin: *eyeing Sword carefully* Uh, yeah- how'd your sword know?

Sword: Swords are sharp, and therefore smart. Smart means you know stuff, and I knew you were poor and who your boss is.

Goblin: Fair enough. *eyes Warrior* You got a sandwich you could offer me?

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# ? May 9, 2016 18:17

Scaly Haylie

IC: I vibrate gently.

# ? May 9, 2016 23:23

treasure bear

Lizard Wizard posted:

IC: I vibrate gently.

i send a cease and desist

# ? May 9, 2016 23:25

Scaly Haylie

IC: I am now clutching treasure bear's cease and desist in hand with a look of despair but also gently vibrate.

# ? May 9, 2016 23:44

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

*Slaps Lizard Wizard with a trout*

# ? May 10, 2016 00:18

Scaly Haylie

IC: I vibrate faster due to the transferred momentum from the trout.

# ? May 10, 2016 00:26

Ostentatious

IC: World of Warcraft Roleplayer

# ? May 10, 2016 01:00

Three-Phase: by zen death robot

I am the guy who is always far ahead of the main party making sure all the torches on the wall are in proper working order and lit. I carry a satchel with matches, pitch, wood planks, rags, dungeon illumination handbook (NDPA code 10) and some other things for torch maintenance and repair. Once the party gets down further in the dungeon my work has already been done.

The monsters don't seem to mind me, I just smile and tip my hat and they let me be on my way. The huge dragon on top of the gold pile at the end of the dungeon is named Maurice and when he's not defending himself against adventurers he likes to build ships in bottles.

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# ? May 10, 2016 03:05

Three-Phase: by zen death robot

Splatmaster posted:

I'm the Dungeon Moister. I make sure dungeons are nice and moist to create a proper ambiance and a soothing background noise of drip, drip

Just make sure they're not dripping on the torches.

They have just released the new moisture-resistant sconce torches so those will probably be used more in the future.

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# ? May 10, 2016 03:07

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Im a powerful cat wizard.

IC: *Casts Cat-nado and a howling twister of claws and fury plays hell on an unsuspecting trailer park*
*Scott Pelley sends a correspondent out to cover the aftermath for the few remaining survivors for the 5:30 news.*

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? May 10, 2016 03:10

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*The news chopper's camera pans out to take in the monumental scope of the cat-nado's destruction.*
*From a bird's-eye view its revealed that the wreckage has formed an unmistakable >^..^< on the landscape.*

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? May 10, 2016 03:13

Macnult

My character has a shop in every town you visit. I sell potions, herbs, paint, and the occasional dungeon key.

# ? May 10, 2016 03:15

Looke

*i put on my robe and wizard hat*

# ? May 11, 2016 14:09

Crinklepouch: Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.

*Darken Elvenblade enters the tavern. His hair is jet black, and he's wearing a jet black robe and has jet black eyes. He carries two katanas on his back, nippon steel folded over 1,000 times. He sits in the corner by himself and sips on a delicious ale, not concerning himself with the trivial matters of the tavern folk*

# ? Jun 2, 2016 02:47

Crinklepouch: Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

*Slaps Lizard Wizard with a trout*

Is that a mIRC reference? I liked Pirch's: "/me slams a 60 lb unix manual on Lizard Wizard's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!"

# ? Jun 2, 2016 02:50