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Mirthless posted:The dude is pumping his own gas in the middle of the night, sorry he's not being presidential enough for you drat. I am owned.
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zen death robot posted:No because he's Mormon The man was drunk on The Lord
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Mirthless posted:The dude is pumping his own gas in the middle of the night, sorry he's not being presidential enough for you Lol I wish.
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I'm happy that Romney's a mormon and believes in an afterlife, because it means that he thinks his father is watching from him heaven as he fails over and over again
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I'm happy that Romney's a mormon and believes in an afterlife, because it means that he thinks his father is watching from him heaven as he fails over and over again Nah his father is on some other planet just banging out another human race into existence
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Al! posted:Nah his father is on some other planet just banging out another human race into existence depends. to ascend to the highest realm you had to have practiced "celestial marriage" i.e. having a stable of side-bitches (modern church says monogamy "counts" too now, but I agree with the fundamentalists, it's a little ridiculous to say to your prophet "no, you were wrong, we don't have to listen to your direct commandments anymore because the U.S. government says we can't and we don't want to get in trouble") George Romney could've had a secret cadre of sister-wives though, who knows. He grew up in a polyg colony in mexico, Mitt's grandparents were poly Jesus, being an 19th century mormon must've really been somethin'.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:depends. to ascend to the highest realm you had to have practiced "celestial marriage" i.e. having a stable of side-bitches (modern church says monogamy "counts" too now, but I agree with the fundamentalists, it's a little ridiculous to say to your prophet "no, you were wrong, we don't have to listen to your direct commandments anymore because the U.S. government says we can't and we don't want to get in trouble") it's my understanding that the Mormon church is based on constant revelation which is why the head Mormon in charge comes out every once in a while and says "black people are ok now" or "just marry one woman sighhhhhhhhh." Super Sayan 2 Mormons who have completed all their Mormon quests even claim to literally talk to God at all times and he talks back but not that weak rear end Protestant personal god shot straight up like a voice in their head that says "you're doing alright Charlie" (source I'm a quarter Mormon and spent a couple of summers as a child in the hell that is SLC)
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:depends. to ascend to the highest realm you had to have practiced "celestial marriage" i.e. having a stable of side-bitches (modern church says monogamy "counts" too now, but I agree with the fundamentalists, it's a little ridiculous to say to your prophet "no, you were wrong, we don't have to listen to your direct commandments anymore because the U.S. government says we can't and we don't want to get in trouble") gently caress that bullshit, if the US government says the direct revelations of your prophet contradict American law, you motherfucking find yourselves new revelations or new prophets.
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My Imaginary GF posted:gently caress that bullshit, if the US government says the direct revelations of your prophet contradict American law, you motherfucking find yourselves new revelations or new prophets. take real ownership of your beliefs. if the revelations of your prophet which are (presumably) delivered by the living word of the one true god are contradicted by U.S. law, abide the revelations of your prophet and gently caress the gubmint. who cares what a bunch of heathens on this rock think when you risk losing eternal salvation by denying the direct commandments of the lord your god? edit: also how the poo poo did no one else vote for Lorenzo lamas were none of you kids with nothing better to do than watch tv after school during the early 90s
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Mirthless posted:The man was drunk on The Lord Literally in tears when it was announced black people could finally be mormon... in 1978.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:00
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Well, that settles that. Mr. Hamburger just earned my vote.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4 plz embed tia
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the jay-z and afrika bambaataa ones are much better choices
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He was a lawyer, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin—and spoke out against candidates gone bad. Candidates that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands...an outlaw hunting outlaws...a bounty hunter...a RENEGADE.
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:its-happening.gif: https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/762723477887520769 https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/762780404604669956 thethreeman has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:gently caress that bullshit, if the US government says the direct revelations of your prophet contradict American law, you motherfucking find yourselves new revelations or new prophets. what is your opinion on tibet migf
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 this is his campaign photo you ever get a carton of eggs and one of the eggs randomly has a red mark on it? nevermind
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Aug 11, 2016 01:55
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I hope that candidate man can reunite REM.
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Homework Explainer posted:what is your opinion on tibet migf Who thinks about tibet? Just a buncha commies trying to ethnically cleanse minorities in order to control valuable natural resources. Nothing religious about that.
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My Imaginary GF posted:Who thinks about tibet? Just a buncha commies trying to ethnically cleanse minorities in order to control valuable natural resources. Nothing religious about that. thank god the chinese came in to put a stop to that
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quote:After years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That Trump...is inhuman!"
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