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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is so messed up

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im scared lowtax please hold me

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

i'm not scared but is this where the line for lowtax hugs starts?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
she has a great security detail, she is gonna be ok :ohdear:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i find you a strange person if you dont find her extremely attractive

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i find you a strange person if you dont find her extremely attractive

Her face will make a great lamp shade when I've finished with her

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
cnn is reporting that rumors started on an internet site state that ms. swift is dead and has been dead for some time

sources suggest she may have died years ago and the public at large simply failed to notice

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Her face will make a great lamp shade when I've finished with her

do you have an etsy page? i might want to place an order

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

tomstuart posted:

cnn is reporting that rumors started on an internet site state that ms. swift is dead and has been dead for some time

sources suggest she may have died years ago and the public at large simply failed to notice

i dont trust posters that are clearly rotating globs of chewing gum.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
an Internet site?! but that's what this is!!:eek:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

JiveHonky posted:

i dont trust posters that are clearly rotating globs of chewing gum.

that is a 100% accurate 3d body scan i had done at the mall

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

tomstuart posted:

that is a 100% accurate 3d body scan i had done at the mall

Gotta catch the mall.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
What do you guys think she'll do after her music career?

safe travels swift girl

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
sorry guys it was me i said i was goign to kill her with pleasure, but forgot to use our secret burner phone no instead of her public one

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Consummate Professional posted:

What do you guys think she'll do after her music career?

lesbian porno one would hope

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

lesbian porno one would hope

lesbian porn is dead, she will probly do step-sister porn

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

lesbian porn is dead? what happened?

is this somehow cause of the bakersfield chimp?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/05/23/taylor-swift-death-threats-gigi-hadid-squad-twitter/




This is especially scary because of this recent crazy stalker attack in Japan,

A Japanese pop star is in a critical condition after being repeatedly stabbed by a fan as she was waiting to perform at a concert venue in Tokyo.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36352495

If any piece of poo poo stalker touches a hair on T. Swift head I will go BAKERSFIELD CHIMP UP IN THIS. Hopefully the police can get this fool before he does any harm.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

:confused:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Taylor Swift is currently fine, I'm looking at her right now through her bathroom window.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Taylor Swift is currently fine, I'm looking at her right now through her bathroom window.

keep an eye on her hector

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Taylor Swift is currently fine, I'm looking at her right now through her bathroom window.

Oh, that's you who's blocking my loving view.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Kuato, I find it unacceptable that people make you fear for your safety and also I am going to kill you and wear your skin as a suit so remember to shower today.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
link the tits op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

link the tits op

i dont think she has showed them :shrug:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

JiveHonky posted:

i dont think she has showed them :shrug:

:sterv:

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


tomstuart posted:

cnn is reporting that rumors started on an internet site state that ms. swift is dead and has been dead for some time

sources suggest she may have died years ago and the public at large simply failed to notice

the ol mk ultra switcheroo

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Taylor Swift is the most perfect human

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Taylor Swift is currently fine, I'm looking at her right now through her bathroom window.

Gigi Hadid is also fine but someone left an awful mess under her window.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Germstore posted:

Gigi Hadid is also fine but someone left an awful mess under her window.

Gagelion.... :rolleyes:

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I want to sex this woman. I have had the sex before.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Why doesn't she just shake it off?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I don't want to have sex with T Swift. Not right away at least. I want to date her for several years, falling deeply in love and experiencing true happiness.

Then, only then, will I treat her to a romantic dinner, and when the moment is just right, I will ask her to step on my balls and put lit cigarettes out on my neck.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

JiveHonky posted:



A Japanese pop star is in a critical condition after being repeatedly stabbed by a fan as she was waiting to perform at a concert venue in Tokyo.


This sounds like she was stabbed by a exploding air fan.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dog buttz posted:

This sounds like she was stabbed by a exploding air fan.

its the koreans who have deadly fans, not the japanese

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Enfield posted:

this is so messed up

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
I thought death threats was like a sign that you'd 'arrived'?

Like a badge of honor.

RazNation
Aug 5, 2015
Hmmmmm, a date with Taylor for me would start like this.

I would think of her as a two stick Popsicle.......cherry flavor of course.

I would slowly unwrap her. taking my time not to get any of her juices on me.

Then I would grab her two legs like they were the sticks and pull her apart!

Then eat one half and put the other half in the freezer for later.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

RazNation posted:

Hmmmmm, a date with Taylor for me would start like this.

I would think of her as a two stick Popsicle.......cherry flavor of course.

I would slowly unwrap her. taking my time not to get any of her juices on me.

Then I would grab her two legs like they were the sticks and pull her apart!

Then eat one half and put the other half in the freezer for later.

pm me

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