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guy who won everything on 'millionaire': *picks up phone* hello?
kidnapper: listen very carefully. we're not loving around this time. tell us where the money is or your daughter bites it
guy: hmmm. well, regis, i'd like to phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'm sorry?
guy: my lifeline. phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'll put her on i guess?
daughter: daddy help i don't know where we are but i could swear i heard a rare native species of bir --
guy: now honey i know you're excited and it's a big moment, but gee, i just don't know how to answer this one. what do you think?
daughter: what
guy: where's the money? c'mon, we've only got... 10 seconds left.
daughter: daddy no this isn't --
guy: oh gosh! rats. time's up. what a stumper
kidnapper: the gently caress, guy? tell us where the loving money is
guy: gee regis. i just don't know! 'ask the audience'
kidnapper: jesus gently caress! ...hey bryce, come over here and tell him we're not loving around
bryce: we said no names, jayden! no naaaaaames!
jayden: gently caress! gently caress! look, we'll do this your way: a. you tell us where the money is, b. we shoot and kill your daughter. what is your final answer?
guy: (heavy breathing)
jayden: WELL?
guy: ...50/50, regis!
*sound of gunfire*
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Jun 16, 2016 12:37
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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guy who won everything on 'millionaire': *picks up phone* hello?
kidnapper: listen very carefully. we're not loving around this time. tell us where the money is or your daughter bites it
guy: hmmm. well, regis, i'd like to phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'm sorry?
guy: my lifeline. phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'll put her on i guess?
daughter: daddy help i don't know where we are but i could swear i heard a rare native species of bir --
guy: now honey i know you're excited and it's a big moment, but gee, i just don't know how to answer this one. what do you think?
daughter: what
guy: where's the money? c'mon, we've only got... 10 seconds left.
daughter: daddy no this isn't --
guy: oh gosh! rats. time's up. what a stumper
kidnapper: the gently caress, guy? tell us where the loving money is
guy: gee regis. i just don't know! 'ask the audience'
kidnapper: jesus gently caress! ...hey bryce, come over here and tell him we're not loving around
bryce: we said no names, jayden! no naaaaaames!
jayden: gently caress! gently caress! look, we'll do this your way: a. you tell us where the money is, b. we shoot and kill your daughter. what is your final answer?
guy: (heavy breathing)
jayden: WELL?
guy: ...50/50, regis!
*sound of gunfire*
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Jun 16, 2016 13:32
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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how does someone get a bachelors in yearbooks and not even know one of the most important days of the year. man college is a joke
He also does restaurant reviews for the local paper. Which makes him not knowing the biggest food day ever more hilarious.
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Jun 16, 2016 16:09
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I wonder what he wrote his thesis on for his phd in yearbookology
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Jun 19, 2016 16:44
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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"Why my friends deserve more space in the yearbook than anyone else: a photographers perspective"
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guy who won everything on 'millionaire': *picks up phone* hello?
kidnapper: listen very carefully. we're not loving around this time. tell us where the money is or your daughter bites it
guy: hmmm. well, regis, i'd like to phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'm sorry?
guy: my lifeline. phone a friend
kidnapper: ...i'll put her on i guess?
daughter: daddy help i don't know where we are but i could swear i heard a rare native species of bir --
guy: now honey i know you're excited and it's a big moment, but gee, i just don't know how to answer this one. what do you think?
daughter: what
guy: where's the money? c'mon, we've only got... 10 seconds left.
daughter: daddy no this isn't --
guy: oh gosh! rats. time's up. what a stumper
kidnapper: the gently caress, guy? tell us where the loving money is
guy: gee regis. i just don't know! 'ask the audience'
kidnapper: jesus gently caress! ...hey bryce, come over here and tell him we're not loving around
bryce: we said no names, jayden! no naaaaaames!
jayden: gently caress! gently caress! look, we'll do this your way: a. you tell us where the money is, b. we shoot and kill your daughter. what is your final answer?
guy: (heavy breathing)
jayden: WELL?
guy: ...50/50, regis!
*sound of gunfire*
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