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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
the re is a mosquito in here

just one

I cannot find it so I cannot kill it

the little fucker keeps going zeeee! in my ear

goddamnit :arghfist:

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i also cannot sleep but it is because I still have like 16 beers left in this fresh case lol

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
greedo OP its quite annoying. hope its not a zika skeeter

wait. i hope it is. so ur wife gives birth to a microcephalic mongo baby. haha owned

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its inside your ear OP

good luck

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Try sexing a women or beating your meat. It should help.

Me I'm like several beers in so I'll have zero problems sleeping.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
You're actually asleep, OP. This is all just a lovely dream.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Listen these drunks they are very wise indeed

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
turn on a light and wait for him to go near the light then burn your loving house down

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Light a citronella candle and put it next to your head on the bed.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
aahhhh got the bastard

Finally

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
RIP

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


sucks to be u op, hope ur not pregnant zika pinheads dude

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:01 on May 27, 2016

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKT1sh2NTMo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
super bon bon super bon bon

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

super bon bon super bon bon

yup

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in Japan waiting for a train you can talk to me buttcrackmenace

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I've killed a bug before.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
a mosquito just slowly flew by my lighter while smoking a bowl in my bedroom so looks like im just as hosed as op :ohdear:

im gonna do more weed and hopefully i just wont care or outright forget about sharing a room with a blood sucking parasite on wings :420:

edit 1: i just killed a mosquito, not sure if the mosquito but its death is comforting

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:27 on May 27, 2016

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
MN

HJaaaa

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naem
May 29, 2011

alcumhol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
so far i cant tell if i got sucked off in my sleep, i cant find any evidence but i do feel a lil bit itchy all over



so much for getting pregnant this summer

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Have you tried closing your eyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo&t=51s

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