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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Are you ready goons? vote for Baja blast or pitch black!!

http://www.mountaindew.com/dewcision2016/

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i vote third party code red

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dew me baby

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
water please

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

baja blast is awful never tried the other

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Nonsense posted:

baja blast is awful never tried the other

I'm sorry you have bad taste

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
um excuse me do you serve pellegrino

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Nonsense posted:

baja blast is awful never tried the other

I'm going to need you to turn in your SA account

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!

Mozi posted:

i vote third party code red

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mozi posted:

i vote third party code red

no poo poo. why MTN DEW continues to make new lovely flavours when they already perfected it with code red is beyond me.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

the best one was the pink watermelon flavor from a few years ago

mix it like 60:30:10 with midori and vodka and it turns this weird color that is pink in some light and greenish yellow in other light, tastes like diabetes in a good way, and gets you right hosed up

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

more like mountain DON'T amirite

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I won't vote for Pitch Black because it's racist.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

all mountain dew is bad mountain dew

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The kroger near me has huge cardboard displays about the vote, but never has the Baja blast or the pitch black. I did find the Baja at Walmart once. It was good, but every time I drank one I craved a crunchwrap supreme.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Are you ready goons? vote for Baja blast or pitch black!!

http://www.mountaindew.com/dewcision2016/

as a Pollock I am ready to make a dewcision

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Do I have to Tweet this or does a SAF Forums post count in the votes?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
weak loving marketing intern hacks doing first grade level recycled trash

drat them

like anyone really cares

Mozi posted:

i vote third party code red

code red is already in there for good

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I'm sorry you have bad taste

seconding this. pitch black is candyland's brackish toilet water

that's right: the rear end slag of candy people. pitch black tastes like the rear end slag of humanoids made of mother loving candy

it's way too sweet

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I am not ready to make the dewcision

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you're goddamn right i ordered the code red

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Chinatown posted:

water please

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Iron Prince posted:

you're goddamn right i ordered the code red

S-Sir... *sweating, panicked*

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


to end my life? soon...
soon

Sadistic
Dec 1, 2004
In his image God made me ugly.
When Pitch black was out the first time I drank 3 liters of it in 1 night because I'm a disgusting goon and my poo poo was mint green the next day.

Voting Pitch Black

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

does the winning nascar driver eat the other?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I've never had Pitch Black, but Code Red tastes like Robitussin, and I drank enough of that poo poo in high school to last a lifetime.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZoJ01FpD8

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Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
You can get Baja Blast anytime you want at Taco Bell. Do the right thing and vote Pitch Black so I can become as desensitized and bored of it as I have with Code Red.

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