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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

USA Today should really have a comments section. The only thing missing from this perfect story is "must be a bernie bro"

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

criscodisco posted:

U scans are great, especially if the store is busy and the lady who watches you is running off to get cigarettes a lot. Just remember the produce number for garlic because it's like 40 cents a pound so ring everything up as that. Also if you pick up your pack of bacon and some cans of cat food are stuck to the plastic just ring it up all at once and you get free car for. The machine will say "attendant has been notified to assist you" but they always clear that it with their little handheld thing. They don't give a gently caress either.

Also scan your bottle of wine and put it in the bag really quickly. If you get it in the bag before the attendant lady enters your birthday, when she enters it the machine will insist you put the wine in the bag. So you put a second bottle in without scanning it to shut up the computer, and now you have free wine. This works with any 18+ item like smokes, booze, nyquil or porn.

I would never poop on a uscan machine they've been good to me in the past.

your produce most likely has human poo poo on it.

thoughts?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

your produce most likely has human poo poo on it.

thoughts?

Maybe using borderline slave labor to grow crops in a desert isn't the best way to do things

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

USA Today should really have a comments section. The only thing missing from this perfect story is "must be a bernie bro"

people who read usa today with any regularity cant actually read, its a scam. its the newspaper equivalent of putting a paper bag over a bottle of robotussin and sprite.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

people who read usa today with any regularity cant actually read, its a scam. its the newspaper equivalent of putting a paper bag over a bottle of robotussin and sprite.

I saw their new print layout and it's hilarious. I especially like their new logo which is just a blue circle

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mange Mite posted:

I saw their new print layout and it's hilarious. I especially like their new logo which is just a blue circle

lol holy poo poo youre right

it might as well just say "Paper Times" followed by whatever lorem ipsums ms word can spit out that day

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

criscodisco posted:

U scans are great, especially if the store is busy and the lady who watches you is running off to get cigarettes a lot. Just remember the produce number for garlic because it's like 40 cents a pound so ring everything up as that. Also if you pick up your pack of bacon and some cans of cat food are stuck to the plastic just ring it up all at once and you get free car for. The machine will say "attendant has been notified to assist you" but they always clear that it with their little handheld thing. They don't give a gently caress either.

Also scan your bottle of wine and put it in the bag really quickly. If you get it in the bag before the attendant lady enters your birthday, when she enters it the machine will insist you put the wine in the bag. So you put a second bottle in without scanning it to shut up the computer, and now you have free wine. This works with any 18+ item like smokes, booze, nyquil or porn.

I would never poop on a uscan machine they've been good to me in the past.

here's another neat tip and trick walk out of the store with a cart full of groceries without paying lol

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

if you pay for anything you are 100 percent bitch

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