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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Yes. I had to use low shrubbery as hard cover from small arms fire once. People expect bullets to just go right through, but all of the branches and leaves work in a way similar to Kevlar and bind the bullet as it spins into the foliage.

Anyway, that let me get through a rough encounter and find that son of a whore who kidnapped my daughter. I helped him "let off some steam," if you know what I mean.

I sucked his dick.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i need underwear to support my saggy balls

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I'm more of a "universal soldier" myself, if you know what I mean.

people like to call me the 'predator', if you know what i mean

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mozi posted:

people like to call me the 'predator', if you know what i mean

:aatrek:?

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
i have IBS plus i dribble cum out of my smelly little limp dick so i need to wear a diaper at all times

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

i have a cloaking device and a nice collection of skulls, among other things (no underpants though)

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

skinny blondes can make men do anything

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