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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

lets just say it involves a webcam, k8, kasia, mark, fett and coral.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i suggest you visit the kratom thread friend

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Interventions with heroin addicts are always the most boring. Start an entertaining habit like meth & liquor

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i was a heroin addict for about 10 years which led me to federal prison so i say yes op there are no downsides, fuckin go for it pussy

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Please don't discriminate and do any drugs you can find.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
do one of those wacky TCC opiates like kratom or poppy tea or abusing Immodium so you can leave a funny story for when you die

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
No don't.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Millions of American's can't be wrong! ok, maybe they can

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Krokodil is awesome

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
hey guys thanks for this thread i decided im going to ease into drug addiction with phenazepam and kratom. wish me luck.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
if you love loose bowels and tinnitus you're on the right track bro

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Good luck. You are making a good life choice

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin
Get started and set aside some time in your life for a crippling drug addiction , pussy

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Do the OPiods OP

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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drugs own how is this even a question

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Have a dope summer, OP. Hope you make it through another year.

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

EorayMel posted:

No don't.

your poops will be a godsend and rare as the sweet breeze. don't do it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
do the thing with the paint can and the plastic shopping bag

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Isaac posted:

do the thing with the paint can and the plastic shopping bag

gold paint is the best. im a solvent huffing connoisseur a a

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Has anyone suggested speedballs yet? I suggest speedballs.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

OctoberBlues posted:

Has anyone suggested speedballs yet? I suggest speedballs.

that's the one where you inject goat sperm directly into your eyeball right?

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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jenkem is the poo poo






































(lol)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

that's the one where you inject goat sperm directly into your eyeball right?

Close, that is a Creedball, named after the band Creed since Scott Stapp got hooked on it for a number of years.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
You just have to tell your brain to stop trying to achieve homeostasis OP. That way your tolerance stays the same and you'll be walking on sunshine on the cheap !

drug use 101

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
You certainly learn a lot about yourself over roughly the period of a decade during which you destroy everything you ever loved and possible die. But that should only really matter to you if you're a pussy. You're... you're not a loving pussy are you?

man up
Jun 2, 2016

by Cowcaster

the great deceiver posted:

i was a heroin addict for about 10 years which led me to federal prison so i say yes op there are no downsides, fuckin go for it pussy

ur still a fukin opiate addict stfu

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The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

There's a big difference between being maintained on opioid medication and being a goddamn junky.

But if you never do dope, you'll probably be better-off.

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

Lots pf prescription opioids that were not mine in the first place took me to a hospital 3 weeks ago almost lost a kidney or one of those important orans but they let me go a week ago and i still like opioids just br careful man, do speed on occasions so you don't form a habit.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
if you even have to ask instead of simply defaulting to the choice as a means of slow suicide, you're not ready

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
any tips on how i can convince my 'friends' Doctor into giving "him" these things

he wants to know

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

If a life of slavery sounds like fun to you, dive right in.

When you're old you can reflect on where your choices led you, and imagine the life you could've had.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

There's a big difference between being maintained on opioid medication and being a goddamn junky.



Lol keep telling yourself that

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Profondo Rosso posted:

Lol keep telling yourself that

Bitch, please

I'll led the science speak to the question

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Turdo posted:

what are the pills that make me not a sad sack of poo poo?

it's called cannabis and you smoke it

also it's good for you, unlike opiates

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

lets just say it involves a webcam, k8, kasia, mark, fett and coral.

hey it's fettuccine elixir

did dare drop by?

that guy's a loving rear end in a top hat

who the hell is mark

man up posted:

ur still a fukin opiate addict stfu

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you son of a bitch

you'll never get away with this, alex :sassargh:

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

That Robot posted:

it's called cannabis and you smoke it

also it's good for you, unlike opiates

Cannabis makes you sloppy, opioids give you +5 skill if your job is making images or music or whatever.

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

If a life of slavery sounds like fun to you, dive right in.

When you're old you can reflect on where your choices led you, and imagine the life you could've had.

this guy knows what's up, I got hooked on smack and turned into a functioning adult with a 9 to 5 job fulfilling his familial obligations and responsibilities and poo poo, do NOT make the same mistake I made

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

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A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

de_dust posted:

any tips on how i can convince my 'friends' Doctor into giving "him" these things

he wants to know

the best method is to cut off a finger or two with a saw "accidentally" you're sure to get some top quality drugss then

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