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I had sex with Martin Shkreli several months ago. We started talking way back when he was on blab all the time and I and a few other girls would always be competing for his attention. Eventually we found out we live pretty close to each other, so he gave me his phone number. After a lot of texting back and forth (it was pretty one-sided, he LOVES to talk about himself) we decide to meet. The cocky facade he puts up when he talks in public is a little easier to see through in private - he's pretty much the textbook definition of "manchild".

Anyway, we meet up for coffee, I listen to him whine about how unfairly the media is treating him, then we go for a walk, during which he stopped to sign a few autographs and got super smug about it, and end up back at his apartment. So we drink a bunch of wine, talk more, he let me hold the wutang album, then he makes a move. I was expecting his dick to be tiny based on his personality, but it was just average, maybe on the smaller side of average. The problem was he had absolutely no confidence, it was like loving a virgin where I had to take control of every aspect. Also it didn't last long and he told me to leave after he finished, but to his credit he did give me money for a cab.

As I was packing up my things he said he would sue me if I told anyone what happened. I've since moved to another city and changed phone numbers, and I know for a fact he does this all the time with his numerous fangirls, so I'm not worried about him finding out who I am. Sorry it's not too exciting of a story. Overall he's not the monster the media makes him out to be but he is an arrogant child. I would date him long-term if he grew up a little, or if not at least gently caress him again, but he doesn't seem to do relationships.

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So I've been casually reading and posting on SA for over a decade. I've always found it funny when goons hate on Furries, Babyfurs. mostly because I am totally one of those typical trainwreck Babyfurs everyone has heard of before. In fact as I'm typing this, I'm sitting in a wet "Littlepawz" brand diaper from one of nearly a dozen websites these days that sell adult sized printed diapers. Pacifier in mouth, teddy bear on lap.

See, the thing is I actually hate most others into this interest. I don't want acceptance or to spread this poo poo to become somehow *acceptable* gently caress that poo poo. I know I am a god drat weirdo and this is kinda how I treat depression, anxiety, and a hosed up childhood. I don't want regular people to know about this. When I was a teenager/young adult I was non-chalant about it until I realized how hosed up it was to subject others to it.

After I moved away for various unrelated reasons (I'm serious about that.) I just keep it private nowadays. I don't indulge in this often, and usually I get baked as well as it really relaxes me and puts me into the mood to enjoy this. And with that, I'm going to go watch cartoons. I may watch my little pony, but bronies loving terrify me.

loquacius posted:

Oddly enough what rang the most false to me about the Shkreli one was the "would gently caress again" rating at the end

loquacius posted:

Oddly enough what rang the most false to me about the Shkreli one was the "would gently caress again" rating at the end

"I got bad sex from a morally repugnant narcissist and was really unsatisfied with it, but sure, if he's down for more so am I"

loquacius posted:

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

who would recognize martin Shkreli in the streets and ask for an autograph anyway

loquacius posted:

Oddly enough what rang the most false to me about the Shkreli one was the "would gently caress again" rating at the end

"I got bad sex from a morally repugnant narcissist and was really unsatisfied with it, but sure, if he's down for more so am I"

KomodoWagon posted:

Honestly I wouldn't be too surprised if it was real. People are different and I don't think it's too strange to imagine that a woman who'd have sex with a dickhole childish billionaire like Shkreli would find his sperg traits endearing. The whole "insecure fuckwad" shtick is very attractive to some women, especially if said fuckwad has money. Overall I'd say I don't necessarily buy it, but I won't be surprised if it somehow turns out to be true.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wait, then how come I can't get any dates?

loquacius posted:

Try being rich

loquacius posted:

Try being rich