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you might think, bugs don't game. "ivVe never seen a bug gamer in my life" well I bet you haven't put 15 slugs on a slip n slide with your favorite tomato plant at the end (they will eat it)
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- bog pixie
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you may not have known this but some caterpillars transform competitively
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Jun 4, 2016 00:26
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when you go into a cocoon a man and come out a butterfly with huge rear end pink wings or whatever you gotta find a way to maintain your masculinity. And that way is coming out as a bigger, buffer, and most definitely pinker butterfly than everyone else
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Jun 4, 2016 00:29
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- treasure bear
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moths are just normcore butterflies
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Jun 4, 2016 00:31
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it may look like ants build stuff out of dirt but it's actually really tiny lego pieces
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Jun 4, 2016 00:32
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- bog pixie
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the roly poly tumble
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Jun 4, 2016 00:33
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it may look like ants build stuff out of dirt but it's actually really tiny lego pieces
ants are banned from most competitions because they have super strength and can tap the minds of their hundreds of companions via telekinesis
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Jun 4, 2016 00:34
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ants are cheaters. bees are cheaters too but everyone feels sorry for them since they're going extinct
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Jun 4, 2016 00:40
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- treasure bear
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most insects can lift many times their size, it's not even impressive any more
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Jun 4, 2016 00:47
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i came this close to killing a mosquito last night whose currently posting a .400 biting average, wanna see this little guy finish out the season above .400 and not deprive the sports world of that legacy
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Jun 4, 2016 00:52
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i came this close to killing a mosquito last night whose currently posting a .400 biting average, wanna see this little guy finish out the season above .400 and not deprive the sports world of that legacy
they're going to be competing in rio this summer
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Jun 4, 2016 00:53
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they're going to be competing in rio this summer
really in the spotlight, its their time to shine
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you may not have known this but some caterpillars transform competitively
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The most recent water skipper 100 cm dash ended in tragedy as it was revealed someone spiked the track with Dawn© dish detergent.
When asked for their reaction to the sabotage of the pond raceway, a mosquito spokeslarvae had no comment.
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Jun 4, 2016 02:48
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outside on my deck listening to the crickets from the woods across the street sing in chorus:
c# b c# b
g b g c#
taunting the crickets on my side of the street like that soccer cheer in that pink floyd song fearless
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Jun 4, 2016 02:55
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eonwe your name is ewnoe backwards
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Jun 4, 2016 04:50
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- alnilam
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outside on my deck listening to the crickets from the woods across the street sing in chorus:
c# b c# b
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taunting the crickets on my side of the street like that soccer cheer in that pink floyd song fearless
you say the plant's to tall to climb
cliiiimbing
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Jun 4, 2016 15:50
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- peanut
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Fireflies aka "lightning bugs" doing skateboard tricks so extreme sparks fill the air
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What's hotter than a red hot glow? A green hot glow.
While fasting for Ramadan.
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