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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Eifert Posting posted:

I'll take over despite being pretty sure that's not his name.

T/F: L. Green (Steelers) has the worst statistical season of the AFC:N starting Tight Ends.

False, I think Gary Barnidge is a one-year wonder who crashes back to Earth.

T/F: The Cowboys are this year's worst-to-first team

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
False. Romo and Dez will both miss time. Redskins will retain division title.

T/F: AFC Conference Championship will not including any of these teams: Patriots, Steelers and Broncos.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NC-17 posted:

False. Romo and Dez will both miss time. Redskins will retain division title.

T/F: AFC Conference Championship will not including any of these teams: Patriots, Steelers and Broncos.

False lol parity

O/U: 6 touchdowns jimmy garropolo throws

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Metapod posted:

False lol parity

O/U: 6 touchdowns jimmy garropolo throws

Over. Dion Lewis had more pass targets than rush attempts last year.

O/U: 4.5 games started by RG3.

Colgrim
Jul 23, 2009

fsif posted:

Over. Dion Lewis had more pass targets than rush attempts last year.

O/U: 4.5 games started by RG3.

Over I think he will do ok there and he is loads better than anybody else they have

T/F Patriots start the season 2-2 or worse.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

True. We're due for some Lost Season nonsense.

T/F: A quarterback starts for two different teams in the regular season

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Cruel and Unusual posted:

True. We're due for some Lost Season nonsense.

T/F: A quarterback starts for two different teams in the regular season

True: Brian Hoyer roaming from team to team like he's in Quantum loving Leap.

T/F: Super Bowl is won by an NFC team.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

True: Brian Hoyer roaming from team to team like he's in Quantum loving Leap.

T/F: Super Bowl is won by an NFC team.

False. Chiefs, bitch.

T/F Nate Robinson plays a single snap for the Seahawks.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Zurreco posted:

False. Chiefs, bitch.

T/F Nate Robinson plays a single snap for the Seahawks.

False, he will play 0 snaps or more than 1. Technically right is the best right :v: 0 snaps if you want an actual answer

T/F Andrew Luck will stay relatively healthy and start 14 or more games

Colgrim
Jul 23, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

False, he will play 0 snaps or more than 1. Technically right is the best right :v: 0 snaps if you want an actual answer

T/F Andrew Luck will stay relatively healthy and start 14 or more games

False He will miss at least 3-4 games

T/F Big Ben and Bell are both healthy for at least 14 games.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Colgrim posted:

False He will miss at least 3-4 games

T/F Big Ben and Bell are both healthy for at least 14 games.

False, they both have too much of a history of missing games.

O/U - Saints win 7.5.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MrLogan posted:

False, they both have too much of a history of missing games.

O/U - Saints win 7.5.

Under. They're going 5-11.

O/U: Pats wins without Brady, 2.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Over.

T/F: The AFC has more teams over .500 than the NFC.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

Over.

T/F: The AFC has more teams over .500 than the NFC.

False. The AFC is a lot more topheavy than the NFC is.

T/F: Both Eli Manning and Philip Rivers' iron man streaks will remain intact after this season.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Ross Angeles posted:

False. The AFC is a lot more topheavy than the NFC is.

T/F: Both Eli Manning and Philip Rivers' iron man streaks will remain intact after this season.

True. If their O-lines hadn't gotten them killed already, it's probably never happening.

T/F: Christian Hackenberg makes at least 1 start this year

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Benne posted:

True. If their O-lines hadn't gotten them killed already, it's probably never happening.

T/F: Christian Hackenberg makes at least 1 start this year

False.

O/U Von Miller's next contract will be $120 million+ over 6 years.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

False: He'll sign a 5-year contract.

Or to actually answer you, under: less than 20 mil/year average on his next contract, regardless of length.

Hooray this thread! I almost missed it.

Over/under: Kaepernick will start 9.5 games this year for the San Francisco 49ers.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Leperflesh posted:

False: He'll sign a 5-year contract.

Or to actually answer you, under: less than 20 mil/year average on his next contract, regardless of length.

Hooray this thread! I almost missed it.

Over/under: Kaepernick will start 9.5 games this year for the San Francisco 49ers.

UNDER. I cannot see Chip giving an embattled QB that kind of consistency.

Over/Under: Sam Bradford will miss 5.5 games this year due to injury.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

AKMoose posted:

UNDER. I cannot see Chip giving an embattled QB that kind of consistency.

Over/Under: Sam Bradford will miss 5.5 games this year due to injury.

Under, on a technicality. He'll be injured a couple games, then healthy enough to play but they won't put him back in

Over/Under on games RGIII will miss due to injury: 6.5

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

v2vian man posted:

Under, on a technicality. He'll be injured a couple games, then healthy enough to play but they won't put him back in

Over/Under on games RGIII will miss due to injury: 6.5

Under, I believe in miracles

T/F TJ Yates beats the Bengals this year

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Metapod posted:

Under, I believe in miracles

T/F TJ Yates beats the Bengals this year

False. Yates can do no good.

T/F Manziel gets picked up midway through the season, probably when one team's QB depth chart implodes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Zurreco posted:

False. Yates can do no good.

T/F Manziel gets picked up midway through the season, probably when one team's QB depth chart implodes.

Absolutely not, no, negative, not happening ever, 0% chance of occurring.

T/F: Teddy Bridgewater becomes a top 10 quarterback this season.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NC-17 posted:

Absolutely not, no, negative, not happening ever, 0% chance of occurring.

T/F: Teddy Bridgewater becomes a top 10 quarterback this season.

False no real reason just gut feeling

T/F Mariota with throw a touchdown pass to Derrick Henry and they both do a celebratory Heisman pose in the end zone

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Metapod posted:

False no real reason just gut feeling

T/F Mariota with throw a touchdown pass to Derrick Henry and they both do a celebratory Heisman pose in the end zone

False because that is too specific.

O/U: Saints defense finishes 29.5 in DVOA.

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