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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who loving cares?

I care, Mumpy, since that's what the thread topic is about : lawyers.

Here's another thing you cannot care about : google voice hasn't worked for me for a couple of weeks now and it potentially cost me the opportunity to buy a house I used to live in -- cause the calls never came through. and voicemails never came through. How... bullshit.

I talked to a patent IP lawyer a couple years ago. IP law is hosed up poo poo, IMHO. hth.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I care, Mumpy, since that's what the thread topic is about : lawyers.

Here's another thing you cannot care about : google voice hasn't worked for me for a couple of weeks now and it potentially cost me the opportunity to buy a house I used to live in -- cause the calls never came through. and voicemails never came through. How... bullshit.

I talked to a patent IP lawyer a couple years ago. IP law is hosed up poo poo, IMHO. hth.

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you are right. I cannot care about those things

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Sorry your free phone service stopped working and you didnt notice

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I mean, I did. Google voice kept taking my voice mails but never gave them to me. It's standard bullshit.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are right. I cannot care about those things

:hfive:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I care, Mumpy, since that's what the thread topic is about : lawyers.

Here's another thing you cannot care about : google voice hasn't worked for me for a couple of weeks now and it potentially cost me the opportunity to buy a house I used to live in -- cause the calls never came through. and voicemails never came through. How... bullshit.

I talked to a patent IP lawyer a couple years ago. IP law is hosed up poo poo, IMHO. hth.

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you get what you pay for (nothing)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE POST A FUCKIN LINK I MEAN poo poo GODDAMN

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pound my tiny little butthole into oblivion

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Chinatown posted:

pound my tiny little butthole into oblivion

pm me

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow
Best recent e/n thread was the goonette whose 12 year old brother ended up in the ICU with sepsis twice because he couldnt stop inserting a bike pump into his urethra and inflating his bladder. Half the goons in the thread were telling her that she should be ~*~sex positive~*~ and buy sounding fetish gear for her 12 year old brother because having a sounding and inflation fetish at age 12 is perfectly normal and healthy.

MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jun 12, 2016

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
E/n has tge highest amount of goonettes on this forum, cause their biotruths make them care about other peoples problems

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

MullardEL34 posted:

Best recent e/n thread was the goonette whose 12 year old brother ended up in the ICU with sepsis twice because he couldnt stop inserting a bike pump into his urethra and inflating his bladder. Half the goons in the thread were telling her that she should be ~*~sex positive~*~ and buy sounding fetish gear for her 12 year old brother because having a sounding and inflation fetish at age 12 is perfectly normal and healthy.

Who doesn't want a chapped, chafed, stretch marked dick hole and a swollen, infected and inflamed bladder to match? I can definitely see the appeal of this super normal fetish.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PinkoBastard posted:

Who doesn't want a chapped, chafed, stretch marked dick hole and a swollen, infected and inflamed bladder to match? I can definitely see the appeal of this super normal fetish.

Jesus. I just like rather larger than normal tits.

I think I should start dating again.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
VENDAGOAT, I TYPICALLY TRUST YOU AND YOUR POSTING. DO YOU HAVE THE LINK TO WHATEVER THE HELL IS BEING REFERENCED IN THIS THREAD?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

VENDAGOAT, I TYPICALLY TRUST YOU AND YOUR POSTING. DO YOU HAVE THE LINK TO WHATEVER THE HELL IS BEING REFERENCED IN THIS THREAD?

When it comes to comically undersized boobs, I am just as lost as you friend

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
thanks for the effort, anyway. much appreciated.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am very drunk, friend
you're an aggressive, drunk fucknut who sucks. don't post.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MullardEL34 posted:

Best recent e/n thread was the goonette whose 12 year old brother ended up in the ICU with sepsis twice because he couldnt stop inserting a bike pump into his urethra and inflating his bladder. Half the goons in the thread were telling her that she should be ~*~sex positive~*~ and buy sounding fetish gear for her 12 year old brother because having a sounding and inflation fetish at age 12 is perfectly normal and healthy.

she should've made him sound an entire pack of cigarettes; that would've straightened his rear end out

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
Probably this thread.

Goon has a roommate that builds a new room inside of the apartment, goon then reports issue to management after consulting a lawyer and other roommates.

Didn't cost him much, if anything. It's also a really entertaining thread.

op can gently caress off.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I just want to know about the dude who's wife farted on their baby

i want to know if she's willing to fart on other people/things

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MullardEL34 posted:

Best recent e/n thread was the goonette whose 12 year old brother ended up in the ICU with sepsis twice because he couldnt stop inserting a bike pump into his urethra and inflating his bladder. Half the goons in the thread were telling her that she should be ~*~sex positive~*~ and buy sounding fetish gear for her 12 year old brother because having a sounding and inflation fetish at age 12 is perfectly normal and healthy.

hopefully he dies in surgery because that kid's probably going to grow up to be a serial killer

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you get what you pay for (nothing)

i use google/yt/google services so much that i probably make the equivalent of maybe a minimum wage migrant worker in india or a retarded janitor in china so tbf theyre getting paid

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
uhhhh, we're on page 3 and there's still no link to the goddamn baby farting story

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
why would you not fart on a baby

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I mean, I did. Google voice kept taking my voice mails but never gave them to me. It's standard bullshit.


:hfive:

Google thinks they own everything. You ought to kill them.

e: is there a lawyer who does that sort of thing?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Robo Reagan posted:

hopefully he dies in surgery because that kid's probably going to grow up to be a serial killer

detective on phone, peering down at corpse with screwdriver in urethra: it's him again. the Pecker Wrecker

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Sestze posted:

op can gently caress off.
you should go back to e/n, friend

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
taint nothing but bad my friend

taint nothing

taint reaped

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