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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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BITCHES



http://www.chron.com/news/article/Texas-Lt-Governor-Dan-Patrick-tweets-reap-what-8076147.php

Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick tweeted this religious poo poo after the mass shooting.

Then he deleted his entire twitter account thinking that would fix it.

Idk I think he likes to suck big dicks.

psychokitty fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jun 12, 2016

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Hahahaha "reaps what he rows" wtf

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
let's Brock Turner this piece of poo poo

which is to say, ruin his life

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
He's come a long way since ESPN

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



quote:

Allen Blakemore with Patrick's office told the Dallas Morning News that the tweet was prescheduled and not a reaction to the shooting, noting, "This was certainly not done with any fore knowledge of the events of the day."

Another verse was tweeted from the account 30 minutes later, this time from Psalm 37:39, which reads, "The Salvation of the righteous come from the Lord; He is their stronghold in time of trouble."

Settle down, Beavis.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

he was a right wing shock jock before taking office

the lieutenant Governor in Texas actually has more power than the governer

texas has a gdp larger than most countries

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Skeleton Ape posted:

Settle down, Beavis.

I'm calm bro.

Why he delete the entire account though?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
kill this dick sucker

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so was he the guy sucking his own dick or what?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Serious Frolicking posted:

so was he the guy sucking his own dick or what?

he suck his own dick and drink that cum

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

I'm calm bro.

Why he delete the entire account though?

He probably doesn't run it and his PR people shut it down asap because looking bad and hurting feelings is the worst thing you can do in 2016. It's like we live in feudal Japan.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I would have expected better from the public officials that the people of texas elect

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it probably wasnt intentional because politicians dont usually run their own social media accounts. it was still totally what he was thinking and probably would have said publicly in another day or two.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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thathonkey posted:

I would have expected better from the public officials that the people of texas elect

I know right. Texas politicians are the cream of the crop.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



EugeneJ posted:

He's come a long way since ESPN

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ah, the Baptist Republic of Texas does it again. napalm the entire state and resettle it with people who aren't retarded

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He's that indycar driver right?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
A man reaps what his sows.

A legend sucks his own dick.

06-12-16 Never Forget. Always Suckit

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

EugeneJ posted:

He's come a long way since ESPN

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
When you nut but you still suckin

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

A man reaps what his sows.

A legend sucks his own dick.

06-12-16 Never Forget. Always Suckit

To "reap what you sow" really should be a euphemism for self-sucking

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Reap them taints

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Free taint reaper

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mange Mite posted:

To "reap what you sow" really should be a euphemism for self-sucking

Wow, it really is perfect. Almkst not even a euphemism. It's pretty literal :stare:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Nigmaetcetera posted:

He's that indycar driver right?

No you're thinking of Dany Kirkpatrick.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Kumo posted:

he was a right wing shock jock before taking office

the lieutenant Governor in Texas actually has more power than the governer

texas has a gdp larger than most countries

That was true before 14 years of Rick Perry. He kind of built in a lot of personal relationships and connections to the executive that gave him tremendous effective power even though he's supposed to have scarcely more function than a figurehead. It's like when LBJ would lay his hand on his little black book full of dirty secrets and look over at another congressman as he cast his vote on something important.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im outraged i guess

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wont someone save us from the mean tweets of texas

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Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

some people are just ready to let loose a full broadside barrage of poo poo at whatever group they don't like whenever a mass murder happens

it's just something that happens on it own and shouldn't be thought too much about, much like child slavery and the climate change

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