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bikesonyx posted:Rent the car on craigslist as housing. That way someone will always be there to protect his belongings and you can make a few extra bucks. in california, its illegal to sleep in a car and they can fine/impound it lol (at least as it applies to like 90% of cities which iirc includes sacramento)
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Some poo poo heel broke out the rear two windows of my car to steal a towel and 45 cents in change out of the cup holder. They used a crowbar to bend back the window frame too. $1200 in damage for 45 cents.
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I hate yankees posted:OP put a used dildo on the dashboard, preferably one that has been shoved up your anus, and see if anyone takes it That's... actually a thought. Does it have to be a butt dildo? Can I just cover it in chocolate frosting? I mean, that way it could also be an air freshener. Should I buy a new one? Should I go with a gently used one? What about secondhand ben wa balls or a broken rabbit vibe? epsilon posted:And you allow this because..? Because he's our forgetful sugar daddy via envelopes of forgotten money.  Plus it's funny as gently caress to hear a 70 year old going ballistic in Diablo. Return Of JimmyJars posted:Some poo poo heel broke out the rear two windows of my car to steal a towel and 45 cents in change out of the cup holder. They used a crowbar to bend back the window frame too. Feel that. Car's hosed because someone wanted some moist wipes. Fortunately insurance is going to cover pretty much all of it and he's covering the deductible because he admits it's a culmination of his own BS.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:05
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I own a good car and it got robbed. It loving sucks. My prayers are with you, namaste.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:07
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Someone stole the manual out of my old 1987 Saab convertible. loving rude imo.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Someone stole the manual out of my old 1987 Saab convertible. loving rude imo. Haha I got the manual right here .... it's in my butt
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tokomon posted:That's... actually a thought. Does it have to be a butt dildo? Can I just cover it in chocolate frosting? I mean, that way it could also be an air freshener. Gently used one with maybe a light layer of chocolate frosting to set up a trap for those would be thieves e: you could place said dildo in the car at night so the dad can also be really confused
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I hate yankees posted:Gently used one with maybe a light layer of chocolate frosting to set up a trap for those would be thieves I like this plan. My only regret is that the car is currently at the auto repair place.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:41
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That doesn't mean your legs don't work! Get that dildo in there!
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Jun 15, 2016 02:59
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tokomon posted:I like this plan. call the mechanic and request a quote for dildo installation
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Some poo poo heel broke out the rear two windows of my car to steal a towel and 45 cents in change out of the cup holder. They used a crowbar to bend back the window frame too. I had some cholo motherfucker cut open the soft top of my 4x4, all just to pocket a handful of change worth less than $3. He could have just unzipped the back but no, shithead cut it. I know he was a cholo because the cops phoned me and woke me up over it. Dude was cuffed and face down on the hood of the squad car. Didn't seem too pleased. loving dumbass.
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MiracleWhale posted:call the mechanic and request a quote for dildo installation
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The Cubelodyte posted:I had some cholo motherfucker cut open the soft top of my 4x4, all just to pocket a handful of change worth less than $3. He could have just unzipped the back but no, shithead cut it. On the bright side, the damage he caused probably bumped up his charge.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:06
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how did AIDS Larry die
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I used to know this girl and we'd go visit her in college. She dated this guy who was in a frat and I barely remember doing it but we hosed up this Mercedes that was parked outside their frat house. I had the hood ornament for years as a keychain.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:19
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 says this goon's roommate's disability is obesity
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Male Tears posted:
She actually has a thing going on where her reflexes and coordination aren't so good and she has chronic muscle weakness.  She drove until she felt she couldn't trust herself to stop in time in case of an emergency. It's funny as gently caress watching her try to cook, though, because she is hilariously clumsy. Giraffe posted:This is good advice, but be careful they don't quote you the price for the factory model dildo. Aftermarket car dildos have a far wider range of options at a significantly lower price. See, I already have a dildo with a suction cup at the base. I was really hoping to move up to a model with glitter and some kind of LED functionality and maybe a vibrating egg, so I figure I can always do a self-install of the used one later and that'll give me the perfect reason to upgrade. tokomon fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Jun 15, 2016 05:49
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seriously whatup with AIDS larry
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Jun 15, 2016 05:50
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No clue. I'd had enough of AIDS Larry's antics, and moved.
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Jun 15, 2016 07:12
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did he really have AIDS ???
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Jun 15, 2016 08:18
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Yeah. He was 6'3" and weighed about 100 lbs. In the 70s he had been a Marlboro Man on billboards, and had one of the billboards cut up and nailed all over his living room walls. It actually looked really cool.
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When I was like 21 I drove a lovely van and used to park it unlocked on the street One day I went to drive to work and found out I'd left my bag on the passenger seat, and someone had dumped it all out and gone through it They didn't take anything, which was the most insulting part 
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