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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > A rant directed towards bigoted people who look down on us
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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

basement jihadist posted:

CUT MY JEANS INTO PIECES

ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME JORTS
* # ? Jun 16, 2016 21:19
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OP what kind of speakers you got? that might be an area of improvement to look at

* # ? Jun 16, 2016 21:20
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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

STITCHING

IN MY JEANS

THESE TEARS

THEY WHEEL NOT STOP

Ftfy

* # ? Jun 16, 2016 21:21
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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

RobattoJesus posted:

SAFETY PINS AND BAD SEAMING

DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF THE STITCHES ARE PEELING

Could this be long
Could this be light

If I change my pants tonight
Undies are super tight

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His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
 Fart

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
Just be like this guy



and swallow them whole

* # ? Jun 16, 2016 21:28
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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

a garbanzo bean posted:

Human consciousness is truly the worst mistake of nature.


Nah, human consciousness is an accidental side effect of the architecture of the brain as it implements self awareness.
Now you know why you got free will, why it's largely useless, and why this universe is such a raw deal- right about the time you finally figure it all out , it's time to die.

So gently caress you, God, you sadist.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 16, 2016

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

basement jihadist posted:

CUT MY JEANS INTO PIECES

ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME JORTS

RobattoJesus posted:

SAFETY PINS AND BAD SEAMING

DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF THE STITCHES ARE PEELING
LOSIN' MY THREAD

LOSIN' MY TWINE

WISH SOMEONE MADE MY BOBBIN WIND

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

basement jihadist posted:

CUT MY JEANS INTO PIECES

ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME JORTS
* # ? Jun 16, 2016 22:32
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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

zimboe posted:

Nah, human consciousness is an accidental side effect of the architecture of the brain as it implements self awareness.
Now you know why you got free will, why it's largely useless, and why this universe is such a raw deal- right about the time you finally figure it all out , it's time to die.

So gently caress you, God, you sadist.

Bangin' av, dude.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
so is the OP gagelion, dare, jonpop?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Luvcow posted:

so is the OP gagelion, dare, jonpop?

this is a mass shooting manifesto that refers to being really, really short.
obviously jon pop.

the sewing lyrics are better than that dipshit anyway.

* # ? Jun 16, 2016 22:59
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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

 Pretty much every time I order a pizza I end up regretting it. I always feel terrible after eating pizza even just one or two slices. Even so, I still go through with it the next time. I'll sit there and think about all the times I've ordered a pizza and regretted it, spending money to make myself feel like poo poo, and then order it anyway. Life is loving crazy.

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
It's because pizza is good.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Carmant posted:

Pretty much every time I order a pizza I end up regretting it. I always feel terrible after eating pizza even just one or two slices. Even so, I still go through with it the next time. I'll sit there and think about all the times I've ordered a pizza and regretted it, spending money to make myself feel like poo poo, and then order it anyway. Life is loving crazy.

quit the dominos/zhut/caesars roulette and get some nice thin crust greek/mediterranean pizza from a non-chain and a semi-attractive heavyset waitresses' number

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greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Don't sign your posts.

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

The Protagonist posted:

quit the dominos/zhut/caesars roulette and get some nice thin crust greek/mediterranean pizza from a non-chain and a semi-attractive heavyset waitresses' number

Haha, okay can I get your number :P

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