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The one guy who's played the game way too much and hates it now and knows what combinations will be played before they even happen but still won't just go do something else. |
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*playing with a group of 5 or more* haiku card *looks around the group and nods in agreement, draws another card* another haiku card. |
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Jun 19, 2016 18:55
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I guess this racist joke is OK since it's printed on a card. *Plays handwritten card with slur on it* |
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Jun 19, 2016 19:17
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mister magpie posted:I guess this racist joke is OK since it's printed on a card. |
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Jun 19, 2016 19:28
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You really haven't had the whole cards against humanity experience until you've had to play it with a bunch of 40 year old women hopped up on too much wine and chocolate and you slowly realize you're the one that's having explain everything to other people who have never heard of half of those things and by the end of the evening they're all staring at you like you grew horns
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Jun 19, 2016 19:34
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FluffieDuckie posted:You really haven't had the whole cards against humanity experience until you've had to play it with a bunch of 40 year old women hopped up on too much wine and chocolate and you slowly realize you're the one that's having explain everything to other people who have never heard of half of those things and by the end of the evening they're all staring at you like you grew horns What's so bad about having horns?
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Jun 19, 2016 19:42
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FluffieDuckie posted:You really haven't had the whole cards against humanity experience until you've had to play it with a bunch of 40 year old women hopped up on too much wine and chocolate and you slowly realize you're the one that's having explain everything to other people who have never heard of half of those things and by the end of the evening they're all staring at you like you grew horns having to explain what bukkake was to them was quite the experience
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Jun 19, 2016 19:55
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*plays a funny card about but nobody else knows what it means* |
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Jun 19, 2016 19:59
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Matoi Ryuko posted:What's so bad about having horns? Try asking a steer |
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Jun 19, 2016 20:00
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symbolic posted:i went to my friend's graduation party last year and it was me+a bunch of squeaky-clean theater and band kids, so naturally we played CaH yes. bukkake was one of the words  :"how the hell do you know these things?" :"internet"
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Jun 19, 2016 20:08
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“i wanna preface this next play by saying i have a lot of black friends and i didn't write the card so it isn't technically racist”
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Jun 19, 2016 20:21
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Nobody in this Wiccan circle is enjoying the game, but Betty's son brought it and Jean keeps eyeing the 30-year-old Trivial Pursuit Genus Edition, and if she asks to play someone's going to murder her with a crochet set they were using to create small bags for holding crystals that help to align the four directions. |
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Jun 19, 2016 20:37
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People keep saying "merry meet" real sarcastically. |
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Jun 19, 2016 20:38
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"Why are all of these cards about dog dicks and Pewdiepie" "Oh I thought it would be fun to turn on all of the expansions so there is more variety!"
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Jun 19, 2016 21:11
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i'm the poorly timed holocaust jokes card |
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Jun 19, 2016 21:15
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Don We Now posted:i'm the poorly timed holocaust jokes card theres never a poor time for a holocaust joke |
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Jun 19, 2016 21:16
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what about just before learning the girl you're trying to impress with your edgy sense of humor is jewish |
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Jun 19, 2016 21:21
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Ace of Baes posted:theres never a poor time for a holocaust joke I think making one while it was happening might qualify |
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Jun 19, 2016 22:17
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"if you had to describe me, the card czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one w-" *looks up to see everyone already placing a card down.* "...okay uh let's see here. we have: - probably gay. well that was fast - words, words, words. hahaha true - depression. harsh - firing a rifle into the air while b.. pfft.. balls d-deep in a squ HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD" *wiping tears from my face as I catch my breath* "words, words, words" |
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Jun 19, 2016 22:42
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Plays an unfunny card about an irrelevant celebrity. |
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Jun 19, 2016 22:44
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Macnult posted:"Oh goddammit Dave you were supposed to read the bottom card FIRST" CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 19, 2016 22:46
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mister magpie posted:Plays an unfunny card about an irrelevant celebrity. *picks this card as the winner* |
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Jun 20, 2016 00:18
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mister magpie posted:Plays an unfunny card about an irrelevant celebrity. "'After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought Sean Penn to the needy children of Haiti' haha oh man that egomaniacal dick head totally would do someting like that" "Who's Sean Penn?" "Uh I think like a singer or something" |
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Jun 20, 2016 03:01
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*a blank card with dickbutt drawn on it*
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Jun 20, 2016 03:26
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*smirks smugly at unsure friend who doesn't want to play CaH* "come on...can't handle the edge...?"
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I'm a very literal judge. I'll pick an answer that makes sense over an answer that makes me laugh. I feel this is only fair. |
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Jun 21, 2016 03:42
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tao of lmao posted:I'm a very literal judge. I'll pick an answer that makes sense over an answer that makes me laugh. I feel this is only fair. hello patrick, hows the wife?
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Jun 21, 2016 04:45
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"what the... this celebrity isn't gay at all, i think you're playing the game wrong"
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Jun 21, 2016 12:44
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I'm the card czar that reads the entire prompt out loud once for each provided response. |
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Jun 21, 2016 22:10
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/746528711478939649
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Jun 25, 2016 09:38
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i get so loving angry trying to put together a mad lib when the drunkard plebs only suggest "rear end" or "DICKS" for every noun, verb and adjective. im trying to construct a real narrative here
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FutonForensic posted:i get so loving angry trying to put together a mad lib when the drunkard plebs only suggest "rear end" or "DICKS" for every noun, verb and adjective. im trying to construct a real narrative here You have to give the people what they want.
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