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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Protagonist posted:

you shouldn't be drinking water during the day op its ramadamamdan

secret la croix

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that! Your stepmother and I want to support you as much as possible. We'll get the country club to organize a fundraiser asap!

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe you have some dirt outside?? If you dig a bit you can probably find some cool dirt to rub on your penis.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Please make this the last thing you watch before you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk31U5FLHLo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Guys guys guys I'm already sweating I don't need to be... Heh... Roasted anymore










The kid is on fire!!!




Heh

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

la boix more like

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

Please make this the last thing you watch before you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk31U5FLHLo

that guy fucks

e: he fucks so hard his eye went all squiggly

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Do you have any icy hot? Since you're hot it should make you icy.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
heat rises, so lay on the floor op. little thing called science :smugmrgw:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

edge until the power comes back on

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
These bubbles sure are refreshing my corpse

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*ejacs*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Now I know how those Fukushima scientists felt

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
A little burnt out hehe hehe

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If you take a la Croix enema it cools you more and tastes better.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

A little burnt out hehe hehe

heh maybe it's time to crank it up to 420??

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Prince posted:

heh maybe it's time to crank it up to 420??

Oh gently caress yeah

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

heh maybe it's time to crank it up to 420??

It's time to really chill out.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Oh gently caress I'm just going to sleep in the tub loving duh

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
you can smoke some weed and then 'chill out'

Takane posted:

It's time to really chill out.

TAKE THAT BACK I ALREWADY CALLED IT THATS MY JOKE YOU SON OF A BITCH

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
That la croix really gave me my second wind

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Mods please sticky this thread as a cautionary tale

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this ice cold beer is somehow helping me maintain a severe erection

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Y'all if I survive this, I'll change everything

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

That la croix really gave me my second wind

Just carbonation gas


Takane posted:

It's time to really chill out.

Blazing is a known chemical reaction, results in a thermal diffusion known as the :chillpill:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

sit in a cool bath and listen to some tropical tunes

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I have no weed and the extra heat from the lighter may push me over the edge USE YALLS GOD drat MINDS TBIS ISNT A GAME

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Y'all if I survive this, I'll change everything

can you come change out my condom? i nutted but your mother in law wants to keep goin

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Y'all if I survive this, I'll change everything

nah, the moment things seem to be going smoothly again you'll get lazy and procrastinate aboute verything again just like you used to, and go jogging like, maybe twice

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx

Mistle posted:

Blazing is a known chemical reaction, results in a thermal diffusion known as the :chillpill:

DONT RESPOND TO HIM YOURE JUST ENCOURAGING HIM I CALLED THAT JOKE ON PAGE loving 1

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
Takane you have made a powerful enemy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I have no weed and the extra heat from the lighter may push me over the edge USE YALLS GOD drat MINDS TBIS ISNT A GAME
start a bonfire

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
seriously things are gettin a little sweaty over here

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Protagonist posted:

nah, the moment things seem to be going smoothly again you'll get lazy and procrastinate aboute verything again just like you used to, and go jogging like, maybe twice

gently caress you dad

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Prince posted:

seriously things are gettin a little sweaty over here

You're telling me!!!!!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Somebody get this hot-head outta here!

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
just popped another top



but drat is it refreshing in this Texas heat

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