Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Oh, Boko Haram, for shame! You should know better than to try pull the wool over the eyes of Gibbis like this. Everyone here knows exactly what you're up to here with your oh so innocently eating boogers for the sake of hygiene (and a definite second interview call-back) story. It's like every month or so someone comes out with the same eating boogers in space tale, the details slightly varying, and it always turns out that they're hiding a deep dark secret.

We've heard it a million times, Boko! Watched it unfold a million times, and it always goes down the same way. We are aware of your kind now, especially here in Gibbis. WE KNOW what you're up to here... smh!

How's about I speed things up and lay it out now what's going to unfold about you over the next couple of days, and save us all a lotta time dilly-dallying over what we all already know is gonna happen? Hmmm? *nods* Yes, okay then.

While you'd like us all to believe that you're eating boogers to be efficient and you'll be one of the tidiest and cleanest astronauts in the history of ever...



..we know that it's the "green goodness" entering your system in space which trips the trip-wire on your inbuilt message system, whuch in turn transmits a signal to your people alerting them that another of one of you is up there ready to go home...



Your martian buddies then transmit a message back to you saying they're on their way and give you details on how to do your change over to true form procedure for when the time is right...



Fast forward however long that all takes to do, and thatnks to your boogers "green goodness" you find yourself, at long last, back home on your beloved Mars...



..which is when and where your final split from human form takes place while the entire planet celebrates your arrival in exhuberant glee that another of your people is back home in the fold...



...and whereby the full benegits of your bugger "green goodness" really comes to the forefront and you gaze your planet with proper vision, seeing properly for a change, instead of having to suffer the "hopeless earthling vision is the shittiest sight in the Universe, amirite, guys?!" way of looking at things...



Okay, so that about covers it. We'll add your name to the list of other martians revealed on here due to underestimating how long it would take the eathlings to figure out why so many people like to eat their drat boogers and as they try to promore the practice in some way or other.

Yes, Boko Haram, WE KNOW about you now! Smh...

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Oh, Boko Haram, for shame! You should know better than to try pull the wool over the eyes of Gibbis like this. Everyone here knows exactly what you're up to here with your oh so innocently eating boogers for the sake of hygiene (and a definite second interview call-back) story. It's like every month or so someone comes out with the same eating boogers in space tale, the details slightly varying, and it always turns out that they're hiding a deep dark secret.

We've heard it a million times, Boko! Watched it unfold a million times, and it always goes down the same way. We are aware of your kind now, especially here in Gibbis. WE KNOW what you're up to here... smh!

How's about I speed things up and lay it out now what's going to unfold about you over the next couple of days, and save us all a lotta time dilly-dallying over what we all already know is gonna happen? Hmmm? *nods* Yes, okay then.

While you'd like us all to believe that you're eating boogers to be efficient and you'll be one of the tidiest and cleanest astronauts in the history of ever...



..we know that it's the "green goodness" entering your system in space which trips the trip-wire on your inbuilt message system, whuch in turn transmits a signal to your people alerting them that another of one of you is up there ready to go home...



Your martian buddies then transmit a message back to you saying they're on their way and give you details on how to do your change over to true form procedure for when the time is right...



Fast forward however long that all takes to do, and thatnks to your boogers "green goodness" you find yourself, at long last, back home on your beloved Mars...



..which is when and where your final split from human form takes place while the entire planet celebrates your arrival in exhuberant glee that another of your people is back home in the fold...



...and whereby the full benegits of your bugger "green goodness" really comes to the forefront and you gaze your planet with proper vision, seeing properly for a change, instead of having to suffer the "hopeless earthling vision is the shittiest sight in the Universe, amirite, guys?!" way of looking at things...



Okay, so that about covers it. We'll add your name to the list of other martians revealed on here due to underestimating how long it would take the eathlings to figure out why so many people like to eat their drat boogers and as they try to promore the practice in some way or other.

Yes, Boko Haram, WE KNOW about you now! Smh...

Wee Stubby Nublet posted: