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WELL??????
EAT IT, PUSSY
NO YOU WILL DIE
Goku
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Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
The pictures of the foliage that you took are poo poo. Are the branches thorny? If yes, wild plum.

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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

cuck cuck im gay posted:

It's a vegetable and you're a goon, so yes

I just noticed this post and want to point out how stupid it is, i am deleting your vote from the poll because you clearly do NOT know whats up

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
They are absolutely wild plums. Safe to eat, pretty tasty

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
eat it, if you die we'll make sure someone perma's your account so you got nothin to worry about

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Iron Prince posted:

eat it, if you die we'll make sure someone perma's your account so you got nothin to worry about

Thanks friend. Good to know my affairs are in order.

Rest assured, if I die, my last act on this earth will be to post about it.

Except for making GBS threads my pants I guess that would truly be my last act

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Defiance posted:

The pictures of the foliage that you took are poo poo. Are the branches thorny? If yes, wild plum.

I have a scientific calculator app on my phone so I'm scientist

The branches are a good indicator. Like earlier post recommended, take branches and rub vigorously on your inner lower lip

If it's bad your lips fall off

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
yah that's all true, do it op

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

donkey salami posted:

I have a scientific calculator app on my phone so I'm scientist

The branches are a good indicator. Like earlier post recommended, take branches and rub vigorously on your inner lower lip

If it's bad your lips fall off

You seem on the up and up. My lips are still attached to my face

15 minutes

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
in sere they taught us to eat a tiny amount of something, then wait a couple hours for any adverse effects. so obviously you should shove them up your rear end.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I dunno guys, the "NO" option could still make a last minute come-back here

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
what are you afraid of your life is empty and meaningless anyway whats the worse that could happen you get the sweet release of death?

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

two things

1 if this is a night job why is it light out :confused:
2 loving nice clubbed thumb you genetically inferior monster

Khorne
May 1, 2002
That poo poo looks too much like a Jerusalem Cherry and not enough like a Cape Gooseberry for me to eat it. Voting don't eat. Orange Gooseberries tend to be "wrapped" in leaves and not looking like that.

But you did say it's sweet and the toxic one is much more like a tomato flavor. So who knows man.

The bad one can look like this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanum_pseudocapsicum#/media/File:Ac%C4%B1_biber.JPG

Which looks an awful lot like that picture.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 27, 2016

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
okat everyone says it's safe to eat, seems legit

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
eat it pussy lips

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Khorne posted:

That poo poo looks too much like a Jerusalem Berry and not enough like a Cape Gooseberry for me to eat it. Voting don't eat.

But you did say it's sweet and the toxic one is much more like a tomato flavor. So who knows man.

Jesus loving Christ the only goon with compassion is the blood god, smdh

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



wild plums

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Goodnight, sweet goons



My only regret is that Goku lost so the anal route is denied

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Blue Train posted:



wild plums
I think it's wild plums too OP. jerusalem cherries have tomato like seeds whereas a plum will have a pit. Did it have a pit in the middle when you opened one

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Goodnight, sweet goons



My only regret is that Goku lost so the anal route is denied

RIP CISHET SHITLORD
2014 - 2106
"Emphasis on the poo poo"

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Blue Train posted:

wild plums
Probably wild plums if it's a tree yeah.

I don't know why I was so caught up on berries. Definitely got the small plant impression for some reason.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jun 27, 2016

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

i like your necklace

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Full Metal Jackass posted:

pretty sure it's a turtle without its shell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA_-6v1EzYE

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Thanks my baby made it for me

UPDATE: I have not poo poo my pants yet. It tasted pretty good. I'm giving it another hour and then eating the hell out of them.

It had a big pit, so I'm guessing funny-colored plum. This bitter disappointment of a thread is tempered by the knowledge that I can eat good stuff during my stupid long shifts.

Your advice has served me well, despite your best efforts, my sociopathic friends

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

donkey salami posted:

Eat a lot at once

That way if poison the poison from one will kill the poison in another

You have to eat something with a different poison so they cancel each other out.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I can't believe that I literally posted a picture of my face on these forums and I'm not getting more funny insults

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Wait I think they might have been poison I'm fe

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
Nice hitler youth cut

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:rip:

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Whoops wrong thread

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's a common brushtail possum

Such a good thread

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
wild plums would be super neato to find in the wild.

Too bad OP is dead haha

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I can't believe that I literally posted a picture of my face on these forums and I'm not getting more funny insults

You are incredibly handsome

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Is that a hemp necklace :allears:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



with the amoutn of practice you've had eating out fruits i'm sure ur tum tum will deal

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Well he's dead and all of you are accomplices of murder. I'm calling lowtax

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nullEntityRNG posted:

Well he's dead and all of you are accomplices of murder. I'm calling lowtax

I just wanted something to eat

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