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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
ask her if she has a vaginer
IF she has a vaginer, go to page 52

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

CharlestonJew posted:

If you ever get a boner around her make sure to get on all fours and slowly crawl away from her while meowing

you say that like it's not how i normally locomote about my apartment

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

logical phalluses posted:

mods please probate this person for using the probatable catchphrase i was probated for using 5 years ago.
5 years ago backseat modding was also probatable so...

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

logical phalluses posted:

yes she said 'hi' to me

engage in some engrossing conversation with her on the following topics, OP:

- gamergate
- dwarf fortress
- men's rights

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


a hole-y ghost posted:

5 years ago backseat modding was also probatable so...
and both were okay if they were funny enough

rip funny

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
stare directly in her eyes and just start screaming see if you can scream for 12 seconds striaght (it might not sound like a long time but try it youll be suprised

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