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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
and why the gently caress would I want to give half-me my half-problems

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Maoist Pussy posted:

I guess turning a woman into a factory for making copies of yourself is sorta alpha?

ixian as gently caress

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
seems half-stupid iyam :razz:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

get them to do all the chores

Yeah this, first thing that came to mind. :same:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Tuxedo Gin posted:

get them to do all the chores half-rear end the chores such that it takes longer to fix the mess so you never ask them to do it again

were you people ever children jfc

Edgar posted:

I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.

thanks for being honest

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"When are you going to give us a grandchild?"

When are you going to start finishing in our daughter?

When are you going to start raw dogging our daughter until such time as she is with child?



All the same question.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
we will be so happy when we know that your balls unleashed a load that penetrated deeply up into our daughters insides

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

logical phalluses posted:

when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole

Yup. you got it.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
get up into them guts, so that we can successfully check off another late-life milestone, if it isn't too much trouble

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
prove you had sex.

with a girl.

this one time (so you are told)

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Robot Pride posted:

Reasons to have children:
1. Never have to weed or mow the lawn again
2.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Robot Pride posted:

Reasons to have children:
1. weed
2.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

logical phalluses posted:

when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole
I thought I was reading an aatrek post for a second there.

Now there's a poster who could give you some reasons to have kids.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I've always thought Human birth should be like the noble arachnids where the offspring immediately devours the parent after being born.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Who would pay the mortgage? No one is hiring babies.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I've always thought Human birth should be like the noble arachnids where the offspring immediately devours the parent after being born.

It would certainly be more humane that way

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
who else is going to tend the crops

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

There are reasons but none of them are good

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

all the work and money required to raise them to the age to operate lawn equipment far exceeds just paying someone to do it or doing it yourself

run the numbers and feel deep shame at making that post

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
if you are a woman, having children means that you can get to work late and leave early an unlimited amount of times and if your employer doesn't like it you can sue them for being racist or something

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
The best reason to have a kid is that it makes killing yourself immoral because you are responsible for someone else. Without a kid there is no good reason not to just kill yourself.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Robot Pride posted:

all the work and money required to raise them to the age to operate lawn equipment far exceeds just paying someone to do it or doing it yourself

run the numbers and feel deep shame at making that post

it is a reason
I never claimed it was a good reason

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's only half-you, dingleberry

at least it'll be a healthy BMI

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

hth posted:

at least it'll be a healthy BMI

untrue, half of 60 is still obese

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES

City of Tampa posted:

if you are a woman, having children means that you can get to work late and leave early an unlimited amount of times and if your employer doesn't like it you can sue them for being racist or something

Yeah but the downside of that is you have a kid.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

script kitty posted:

Yeah but the downside of that is you have a kid.

whatevs. you can just hand them a bowl of spaghetti-os and park them in front of a TV. Kids aren't hard to deal with.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
They make great human shields.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
do not have kids http://imgur.com/a/jdRX6

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

pro click

this is what you deserve if you procreate

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Reasons to have children.

Your partner is so attractive you can't stop loving them.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

VendaGoat posted:

Reasons to have children.

Your partner is so attractive you can't stop loving them.

anal

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

So attractive you just have to stuff yourself inside any hole.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

same but 19 years old and unconscious on the floor of a crackhouse

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Dammit, Pantera, get me a beer!

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