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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

A Queef Encounter

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ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Last year a bunch of friends and I stayed in my buddy's mountain cabin. It was a great time until one of my friends tricked another one of my friends into thinking one of the guys in the group (her not so secret crush) liked her.

One thing led to another and the prank went way too far. The girl ran off crying, and her sister went after her. We never saw either of them again. It was pretty horrible for everyone involved, and the rest of us feel awful about it.

The girls' brother has been talking like we should go back to the cabin again this year (their parents own the cabin btw), but but I'm not sure it's a good idea. I'll probably just go anyway from peer pressure though, lol.

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Friends coerced me to watch a football game at a bar and I don't know what's going on. This is a pretty terrible situation because I don't know enough about this to pretend to be genuinely interested :smith:

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


at my previous job my fellow trainees were all getting drinks as a team building experience. I noticed this some people weren't there so I went looking for other trainees in the building. I found a girl and was like "drinks?!" and she was like "really?" with hope in her eyes. she thought I was asking her out oh man I am sorry you unfortunate looking girl :(.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
queef latinah

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Once I was made moderator of an online "forum"... a place for discussing topics for friends. I used this position of power to hurt those who once cared for me and a slowly slipped into madness and despair..........................................................................................................................

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
I was gonna say this thread but it's p good tbqh

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

8 track betamax posted:

Once I was made moderator of an online "forum"... a place for discussing topics for friends. I used this position of power to hurt those who once cared for me and a slowly slipped into madness and despair..........................................................................................................................

hosed up if true

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
I'm gay but a word filter makes me repress

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Professor Tomtom posted:

I shut my pants during a job interview

Yeah, I can see how having open pants during the interview could have been embarrassing.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Last year a bunch of friends and I stayed in my buddy's mountain cabin. It was a great time until one of my friends tricked another one of my friends into thinking one of the guys in the group (her not so secret crush) liked her.

One thing led to another and the prank went way too far. The girl ran off crying, and her sister went after her. We never saw either of them again. It was pretty horrible for everyone involved, and the rest of us feel awful about it.

The girls' brother has been talking like we should go back to the cabin again this year (their parents own the cabin btw), but but I'm not sure it's a good idea. I'll probably just go anyway from peer pressure though, lol.

Wait so did they die? How did they die?
poo poo, you tell a bad story

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Raped in a parking lot by a very high crack head with a knife singing "we're gonna get married". A bus of people watched, he got on that bus. I walked home carrying gifts. It was Christmas Eve.

not stds. no queefs.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Went to a club and it sucked rear end

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
I fought a dying man in the back of an ambulance for an hour.

e: ordered a bacon cheeseburger and it came w/o bacon on it..

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
one time i dated this girl who peed on me so i dumped her by just not responding to calls or texts

and then i dated her again and promised i wouldnt do that again but i totally did the same exact thing

now she is married w child and im an unemployed loser, whoops

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Teagan posted:

Raped in a parking lot by a very high crack head with a knife singing "we're gonna get married". A bus of people watched, he got on that bus. I walked home carrying gifts. It was Christmas Eve.

not stds. no queefs.

:yikes:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
federal prison lol

Olive Mohel
Nov 8, 2006

Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes.
I spent some time in a "psychiatric center" when I was about 13, because my dad ended up with me after my parents divorced, and he didn't want to go through the work of actually caring about his son, so he thought a goony-rear end awkward teen who got in trouble at school must have brain problems. They put me on a few pills, one of which made me fall asleep in class and get into more trouble. Whoopsies!

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

never trust an alf

naem
May 29, 2011


I was in this situation but liked it

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eselbaum
Jul 4, 2009

*boop*

the trump tutelage posted:

blackout drunk mom on the side of the road with the car in park and her foot on the gas

What's up, terrible-mom-having buddy?
:hfive:

Mine once attempted to jump out of a moving car. That I was driving. At 60 mph. While I was 6 months pregnant.

A bad day was had by all.

Now I just think about when my kid gets older, wondering how I'll explain why we can't go see crazy grandma anymore.

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