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americas just lucky they've got a continent to play with, if you were the same size as britain youd be on the uzbekistan level
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Bitter Mushroom posted:americas just lucky they've got a continent to play with, if you were the same size as britain youd be on the uzbekistan level hey, could have been britians continent. but noooo they had to be stupid retards about representation and their just reward was being brutally owned every day for 240 years.
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Four days after the elders of Britain decided to drag their children's hopes and dreams into the bathtub and drown them, the powerhouse English National Team got their asses handed to them by Iceland. Motherfucking Iceland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-CXnB0fYHE
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ahahahah, Britain could have been in America's place and had everything that we have, and been the most powerful nation and de facto ruled the loving planet but they hosed away their most important colony because they were too busy screwing with France in their stupid centuries-long Euro rivalry this is like if Zeus made Kronos his gimp bitch sex slave instead of killing him. Britain is America's Reek now
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time to make them a territory
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then the British Virgin Islands can become the USBVI and the British islands can become the Deflowered by American Cock islands
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Zippy the Bummer posted:this is like if Zeus made Kronos his gimp bitch sex slave instead of killing him. Britain is America's Reek now Now I understand!
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Zippy the Bummer posted:ahahahah, Britain could have been in America's place and had everything that we have, and been the most powerful nation and de facto ruled the loving planet but they hosed away their most important colony because they were too busy screwing with France in their stupid centuries-long Euro rivalry unlikely; most likely they would have been content clinging to the coast while playing footsie in the continent while the french slowly built up a sinister francophone dominion in the midwest, eventually pushing the spanish out of california we got independence and then got whacked on the nose during the war of 1812 so it lit a fire under our bellies to tear poo poo up and get more land, and that combined with the stupidly good timing of the Louisiana purchase (something the French would have never offered the British) and the Spanish falling to pieces enabled us to sweep the continent edit: oh yes, and loving up the Indians at every turn
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jackyl posted:then the British Virgin Islands can become the USBVI and the British islands can become the Deflowered by American Cock islands
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that fish pie in the op is fuckin rad are you blind op?!?
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This may be the best thing ever.
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im gaye posted:that fish pie in the op is fuckin rad are you blind op?!? no, i have taste buds
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ironic because they blew up London in ID4 2.
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Spotted dick
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They call freedom fries chips and they call chips crisps
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their soldiers wear all red so that when they start gushing period blood nobody notices
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jackyl posted:then the British Virgin Islands can become the USBVI and the British islands can become the Deflowered by American Cock islands The new "special relationship"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxpdP3ZbWQ
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ghlbtsk posted:Four days after the elders of Britain decided to drag their children's hopes and dreams into the bathtub and drown them, the powerhouse English National Team got their asses handed to them by Iceland. Jesus, this video is brutal. Is Iceland known for their super sick burns??? Edit: No its not because this video is fake. Doesn't make being British any less humiliating right now! Zisky fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 2, 2016 |
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Oh you brits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DckGotoquLw
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National Health Care doesn't do poo poo for their teeth does it.
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Prorat posted:National Health Care doesn't do poo poo for their teeth does it. not anymore it doesn't :tchatcher: :camerooon: :major:
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
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Jul 2, 2016 22:59
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one cool thing about britain is that they aren't constantly murdering each other with guns
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oh yeah dont forget they suck at soccer and their own language haha
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thathonkey posted:oh yeah dont forget they suck at soccer and their own language haha They get a pass on language by being right next to the most incomprehensible humans on earth. The welsh.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:one cool thing about britain is that they aren't constantly murdering each other with guns they'd be better off if they were
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:one cool thing about britain is that they aren't constantly murdering each other with guns actually, that is one very uncool and bad thing about britain
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England sucks, good job letting the sun set on your global empire idiots
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