Cutting tomatoes with my ceramic knife in my depressing kitchen

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Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Hey all, just updating you on my purchase of the ceramic knife from Amazon. Trying it out on some tomatoes, and I'm getting a real thin slice on them! I'd definitely give it five stars! I haven't taken the trash out in three months.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 11:08

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joke_explainer

Nice! They stay sharp a nice long time. Unfortunately they chip very easy.

You should consider taking the trash out! It might improve the kitchen atmosphere.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 11:49

treasure bear

hi im bringing in the trash and cutting it up into small pieces using my ceramic knife

# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:17

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Pierce the plastic film with your ceramic knife and put the ready-meal in the microwave. The box says it serves two, but of course this is a meal for one

# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:43

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I slice my tomatoes with an ancient ceremonial dagger.

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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:07

Piso Mojado

treasure bear posted:

hi im bringing in the trash and cutting it up into small pieces using my ceramic knife

# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:26

Piso Mojado

*revving up chainsaw* Got this baby on Amazon for a steal. Now where's some tomatoes, it's salad time.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:28

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Tomato Learns Hard Lesson About Twenty-One Foot Rule

# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:35

alnilam

Ball Cupper posted:

Pierce the plastic film with your ceramic knife and put the ready-meal in the microwave. The box says it serves two, but of course this is a meal for one

Powerful

# ? Jul 3, 2016 21:56

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

If you go to Williams Sonoma and crank the hand-crank pasta-maker backwards instead of forwards, a door opens to a room where they sell the special knives.

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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:04

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Me, in my kitchen, peeling a potato: *potato peeler begins to glow a faint green* ...goblins are near.

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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:05

treasure bear

ive been reckless with my ceramic knife

# ? Jul 4, 2016 01:40

alnilam

I've done things you wouldn't understand with my ceramic knife

# ? Jul 4, 2016 02:07

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

The life of the wife is ended by the knife?

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jul 4, 2016 02:08

Piso Mojado

[ceramically] "Knife to meet you"

# ? Jul 4, 2016 02:41

Darkman Fanpage

a depressing efficient tomato cutting machine

# ? Jul 4, 2016 03:44

Robot Made of Meat

Piso Mojado posted:

[ceramically] "Knife to meet you"

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 04:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

misty mountaintop posted:

Me, in my kitchen, peeling a potato: *potato peeler begins to glow a faint green* ...goblins are near.

Potato Slasher is a powerful blade, but now that Salad Shooter is re-forged, the true king well once again rule these lands

# ? Jul 4, 2016 12:30

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Ball Cupper posted:

Hey all, just updating you on my purchase of the ceramic knife from Amazon. Trying it out on some tomatoes, and I'm getting a real thin slice on them! I'd definitely give it five stars! I haven't taken the trash out in three months.

You really are on the cutting edge of knife development!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jul 4, 2016 13:02

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Piso Mojado posted:

[ceramically] "Knife to meet you"

# ? Jul 4, 2016 13:44

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Ball Cupper posted:

Pierce the plastic film with your ceramic knife and put the ready-meal in the microwave. The box says it serves two, but of course this is a meal for one

alnilam posted:

Powerful

~sig~

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:31

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

couldn't be more satisfied with my full-featured stainless steel sandwich press. perfectly crisp sandwiches, without getting burnt, every single time. i've only ever used the left half, but that's ok, don't you think? why toast two at once if just one toasts perfectly fine? seems like a hassle.

~sig~

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:38

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Don't wanna be a metal knife idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of the flamb�?
The US Marshalls all shot Harambe.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:04

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Ball Cupper posted:

Don't wanna be a metal knife idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of the flamb�?
The US Marshalls all shot Harambe.

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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:08

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Ball Cupper posted:

Don't wanna be a metal knife idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of the flamb�?
The US Marshalls all shot Harambe.

~sig~

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:11

treasure bear

accidentally dropped my ceramic knife and its now orbiting inside the earth

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:42

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

Was cutting this fabric with my ceramic blade and now time and space is all screwy

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:11

Piso Mojado

treasure bear posted:

accidentally dropped my ceramic knife and its now orbiting inside the earth

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Ball Cupper posted:

Don't wanna be a metal knife idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of the flamb�?
The US Marshalls all shot Harambe.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 23:42

bean mom

CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

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# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:24

alnilam

I'm just a ceramic kniiiife
Knifin around

# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:37

Darkman Fanpage

dont cut me

# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:58

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

I made nooners world famous secret burger recipe for dinner tonight for my girlfriend and my parents who I am visiting for the holiday weekend they were "tea"-riffic :chef:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:24

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

i reverse euclidiened my fries and now terrible things beyond description are pouring into our reality! on the plus side my cajun fries won the contest after several contestants got a little maimed or devoured

# ? Jul 5, 2016 05:39

ninety: by Nyc_Tattoo
(and can't post for 4 years!)

I strongly recommend the DEXTER-RUSSELL Sani-Safe Series 4" pizza cutter. It cuts well enough even with a fairly thick layer of cheese + grease built up over several months of near daily use. I keep one on my nightstand but I don't use it much anymore because Digiorno's just isn't in the budget these days.

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# ? Jul 5, 2016 09:47

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