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Alan Smithee posted:America has surpassed England in greatness
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my neighbor is shooting some kind of flintlock musket which kinda owns but i think him and his buddies are about 12 beers in apiece so I'm pretty sure someone is gonna lose a limb. currently watching them with binoculars yeah they're handling gunpowder around a bonfire this is what the 4th of July is all about folks Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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Jul 5, 2016 04:28
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Alan Smithee posted:America has surpassed England in greatness That happened a couple hundred years ago. 
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Jul 5, 2016 04:40
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I'm glad you're living in a house these days, your old stories about the library depressed the poo poo out of me. Thank you. I am, in fact, living in a house, for now. Let's see how the recent changes at my new job shake out before I get too excited. It's an old house, but at least it has a roof.
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Jul 5, 2016 04:43
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Jul 5, 2016 04:54
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Just got back from the lake. Drank a couple cases of bud light, had some burgs and dogs, floated on the noodles for hours, and blew up some stuff. I'm full of America
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Jul 5, 2016 05:25
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Centripetal Horse posted:My neighborhood is popping the gently caress off. I live in an older neighborhood with tons of houses close together, and there have been fireworks going off for days. Tonight has just been non-stop. I mean, it started getting heavy like three hours ago, and has been rocking ever since. People are firing rockets and cannons from back yards all around me. I am in bed, and I am getting a complete show over the roof of the house next door. These aren't just whistlers, either. Some of these people are sending up poo poo that's about 1/2 step down from a real show. It pretty much rules. Um, take your fireworks over to someone's house and say, "Hi, I'm new to the neighborhood. Can I blow off my hands with you guys?" There you go, friends.
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Jul 5, 2016 05:28
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Nooner posted:Here is me shooting a .308 this morning nooner for real bro i have the exact same pair of topsiders in the same color
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Jul 5, 2016 05:33
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the great deceiver posted:nooner for real bro i have the exact same pair of topsiders in the same color loving legit, quality shoes for discerning gentlemen. Also I drove past you at some point last Friday, I'm up in Redding right now!
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Jul 5, 2016 05:37
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Jastiger posted:We're the same you and I. You have adopted poo poo posting as a tool. I was born into it. Please. I embrace you underestimating me. I wallow in your abhor. Iowa is a oval office state. Des moines is a city of vapid and trite delights. I ingest your abhorrence with delight. Go gently caress yourself, upon the top of a pizza with crab rangoons. I delight in your secular nature, I wallow in your loathsome recompense. Go gently caress Yourself There is "nothing you need concern yourself with" here. 
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Jul 5, 2016 05:38
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Nooner posted:loving legit, quality shoes for discerning gentlemen. if you took I-5 N you literally were like less than a quarter mile away from me last friday lol, i work directly off the first exit into sac looks like some good redding type activities
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Jul 5, 2016 05:40
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Um, take your fireworks over to someone's house and say, "Hi, I'm new to the neighborhood. Can I blow off my hands with you guys?" The guy across the street is a cranky old rear end in a top hat who puts out three garbage cans to save two parking spots on a public street for fourteen hours each day, and came out onto his porch to passive-aggressively berate me when I parked there not knowing they were "his" spots. The people to one side of me have such thick Polish accents and limited English that communication is nearly impossible. The guy on the other side and his wife/girlfriend/whatever spend a lot of time arguing on the porch. He always bros up and puffs out his chest when I walk by. I might still try, out of boredom and loneliness, but no one within immediate sight of me is actually lighting anything. It's coming from all around me, but not my direct neighbors. I can't see where the good stuff is being launched from. It's also approaching 1:00am, and I am supposed to be up for work at 8:00am. Come to think of it, how are so many people still firing off rockets at this time? Do they get the 5th of July off of work, or something?
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Jul 5, 2016 05:48
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the great deceiver posted:if you took I-5 N you literally were like less than a quarter mile away from me last friday lol, i work directly off the first exit into sac Yeah took the 5 all the way. Other Redding activities including kayaking and going through Lassen, there was still a ton of snow up at the top of the park it was 
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Jul 5, 2016 05:48
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Nooner posted:Here is me shooting a .308 this morning Good thing cause you aint got a chance in any hand to hand situation.
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Jul 5, 2016 05:58
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almost everyone in my sleepy beach neighborhood is lighting off illegal mortars and its great. California fireworks laws can suckle opon mine balls. i also grilled almost 60 burgers for a party, went to the gym, and surfed and drank beer (illegally) on the beach. 
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Jul 5, 2016 06:01
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Chinatown posted:almost everyone in my sleepy beach neighborhood is lighting off illegal mortars and its great. California fireworks laws can suckle opon mine balls. I love you. May all your dreams come true. 
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Jul 5, 2016 06:03
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Centripetal Horse posted:The guy across the street is a cranky old rear end in a top hat who puts out three garbage cans to save two parking spots on a public street for fourteen hours each day, and came out onto his porch to passive-aggressively berate me when I parked there not knowing they were "his" spots. gently caress old fucks that do that. You park in that space tomorrow, because that's what AMERICA is all about.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:03
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VendaGoat posted:I love you. i drink till i cant dream
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Jul 5, 2016 06:03
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Chinatown posted:i drink till i cant dream I can sympathize.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:06
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in honor of JUly 5th I am going to go take a poo poo
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Jul 5, 2016 06:13
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Chinatown posted:i drink till i cant dream Sometimes when I only drink a little, my dreams become super vivid and scary. I don't like it.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:35
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Nooner posted:Here is me shooting a .308 this morning You really need to do some squats, your quads are stick-thin
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Jul 5, 2016 06:46
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Neighbor just exploded a firework and my walls shook. Fuuuck
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Jul 5, 2016 07:04
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sometimes when I only drink a little, my dreams become super vivid and scary. I don't like it. Yo that's called real life
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Jul 5, 2016 08:26
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my buddy that is a vet told me that all the commotion and noise from heavy fireworks going off is basically what it's like in a warzone, except shorter in a warzone and that yes, he still was on edge all that time. Then he lit some illegal fireworks off while we all sipped our beers.
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Jul 5, 2016 09:02
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Nooner posted:Yeah took the 5 all the way. Other Redding activities including kayaking and going through Lassen, there was still a ton of snow up at the top of the park it was hell fuckin yeah dude the mountains still having snow fuckin 4th of july in california motherfuckers wooooo
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Jul 5, 2016 09:39
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I got a free pummeling by hospital staff plus room and board for three full days, all on the government's dime. Even and made it out in time to celebrate our Independence Day! Was that you? Were you the asshat going on about how we couldn't keep you against your will because that's a communist thing to do, and "this is 'Murica," trying to start fights 15 with hospital staff minutes before your discharge?
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Jul 5, 2016 12:16
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Thanks Obama!
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HeldenSterbenNicht posted:Was that you? Were you the asshat going on about how we couldn't keep you against your will because that's a communist thing to do, and "this is 'Murica," trying to start fights 15 with hospital staff minutes before your discharge? No I was the one in the Mr. Funny shirt.
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I blew up a small very derelict house in my woods today because yesterday's weather sucked
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