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Every so often a movie comes along that redefines a genre, inspires hope, and has aids MANBORG is such a film. made for less money than you idiots gave some racist hick to sell hotdogs, MANBORG is quintessential sci fi vampire nazis - check cool tunes - check sexy stuff - check but dont take my word for it: some dumb bitch posted:Having sat the husband down for the night and promising him a good time, via Manborg, I found myself apologising after 20 minutes and turning the film off after struggling through another 15. Roger Ebert posted:Imagine an awe-inspiring vision of an inferno descending onto Earth, with machines and demons decimating the last vestiges of mankind. Such an apocalypse brought to life on the big screen could be something brooding and chilling. It could be epic. JJ Abrams posted:I see why there are shootings in movie theaters with movies like this! Was their budget around $500.00 (including the cost for a pizza lunch)??? Siskel's Ghost posted:This should never have been released. The human race is poorer for it's existence. my gay son posted:I would just recommend waiting for someone to make a compilation of the best scenes and watch it online. There is no point in watching the whole thing, it becomes tiresome very quick. vice preisdent joe biden posted:It was a train wreck of poorly done green screens, childish dialog, poor audio and fake monster masks. I wouldn't have been impressed if middle school children had come up with this mess. Please do not subject your brain to this unnatural punishment. the hero we deserve  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBHau4HeTZY wiki posted:Count Draculon (Adam Brooks) and his Nazi vampire forces seek to take over Earth during the Hell Wars. A soldier (Matthew Kennedy) is killed attempting to fight the Count, then transformed into Manborg after his body is fitted with robotics.[2] After Manborg becomes active in Mega-Death City, he meets with resistance fighters against Count Draculon. Justice (Conor Sweeney) is a gunfighter who resembles Billy Idol with an "Australian" accent who is joined by his sister Mina (Meredith Sweeney) and martial arts expert #1 Man #1 man  wiki posted:Production began in 2009, with approximately one year of filming followed by two years of post-production. Chroma key backdrops were used for most filmed scenes.[4] Production costs were approximately $1,000 (CAD) (not including pizza costs)  PS the big reveal at the end is there's no heaven  now go watch it, thanks
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This looks amazingly bad. I must see it.
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DOMDOM posted:Every so often a movie comes along that redefines a genre, inspires hope, and has aids is this one of those movies like sharknado thats bad to be bad
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Jul 4, 2016 12:10
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Looks like a pretty good movie. *slowly takes sip of coffee*
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Robo Reagan posted:is this one of those movies like sharknado thats bad to be bad ding ding ding gently caress this poo poo
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Jul 4, 2016 13:34
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i'm not gonna watch this movie, but this thread is still better than w98's exhaustive studies of old lovely movies no one cares about
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Jul 4, 2016 13:53
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Robo Reagan posted:is this one of those movies like sharknado thats bad to be bad but actually, it's good
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Jul 4, 2016 14:51
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ok it's not good it's fun tho
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Jul 4, 2016 14:51
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aha wow can't believe joe bidden said that!
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Jul 5, 2016 03:18
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ankle biters really destroyed my belief that i could enjoy any really terrible movie because once they get to be a certain amount of bad they become good again. i couldnt even finish it and it had MIDGET VAMPIRES RIDING ON A MOTOR TRIKE for chrissakes
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Jul 5, 2016 03:23
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pressing all the keys on the piano at once makes a good and enjoyable sound i would listen to hours of it
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Jul 5, 2016 03:25
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the last truly good goodbad movie was army of darkness and nothing will ever tickle the cockles of my heart like it ever again
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Jul 5, 2016 03:25
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im sorry OP but i cant bring myself to watch your movie. blame anklebiters
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Jul 5, 2016 03:26
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I haven't been able to watch a full movie in one sitting since I was 18 due to attention issues so gently caress you op for bringing up my disabilities.
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Jul 5, 2016 04:46
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Manborg is actually really great and the reveal from the op is hilarious in context. If you get the DVD it also includes the trailer for BIO COP which is also super good. The making of Manborg is really impressive. They got a ton done on a budget so small it could be a rounding error.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:25
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whoa this is like a windows 98 thread but good?? did i step through some alternate dimension portal?
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Jul 5, 2016 06:26
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Thanks OP. Gonna check this out.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:36
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looks like the kind of movie i'd have got my parents to rent for me as a kid. I remember some movie called Robot Ninja, poo poo looked badass on the VHS box, once I finally got them to rent it, it was definitely NOT badass.
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Jul 5, 2016 06:39
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my favorite part of manborg wasn't even the movie itself just a trailer at the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKO3lHlvOs this territory belongs to the burly bros smokehead
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Jul 5, 2016 09:57
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Serious Frolicking posted:i'm not gonna watch this movie, but this thread is still better than w98's exhaustive studies of old lovely movies no one cares about anything's better than your endless complaining
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Jul 5, 2016 10:07
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Manborg trailer has serious Rob Schrab vibes. The effects remind me of Robot Bastard or Twigger's Holiday. As far as cheap as gently caress effects go, that's a good thing.
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Jul 5, 2016 13:13
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Fumaofthelake posted:Manborg is actually really great and the reveal from the op is hilarious in context.
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manborg is actually a cool movie that is way better than it has any right to be. the same guys also made father's day and the editor which both own too
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