Relaxation

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Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

How does GBS relaxes?

I chose cock fights because you guys always argue about the dumbest things.

Anyways work sucks maybe existence sucks maybe you got dumped, maybe you realized you constantly eat out of pressure.

What are ways you have guilt free relaxation? What are "healthy" ways of coping with stress for you?

I write or paint. Not necessarily well. But I do. I also drink and smoke weed but well that's just how I deal with the oppression of capitalism vs the oppression of life. What is a guilt free pleasure? What do you look forward to?

Milking cows? Watching others get a death sentence as parents cry? Or simply, good hot chocolate

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I rail ops mom for about 30 seconds til I'm done

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

jackyl posted:

I rail ops mom for about 30 seconds til I'm done

I give you respect, that is 29 seconds longer than I would want to spend with OPs mom in the same room.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:10

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I give you respect, that is 29 seconds longer than I would want to spend with OPs mom in the same room.

well I never said it was the same room

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

cock fights are actually really fuckin funny to watch and who gives a poo poo about loving chickens

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I like to break into my neighbors houses and leap on top of them while they're sleeping and just start screaming and making GBS threads and biting their faces off like a chimpanzee attack.

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criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

I get stoned then I watch tv on the sofa wrapped up in a really puffy comforter and play with my donger.

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Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

My mother is allowed to have sexual relations. She is a woman who believes first man is only man, so honestly if GBS was banging her itd be an improvement.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

My mother is allowed to have sexual relations. She is a woman who believes first man is only man, so honestly if GBS was banging her itd be an improvement.

so is she banging australopithecines or what

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

My mother is allowed to have sexual relations. She is a woman who believes first man is only man, so honestly if GBS was banging her itd be an improvement.

email me

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criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

a hole-y ghost posted:

so is she banging australopithecines or what

Her dildo is carved from a meteorite containing the building blocks of life.

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AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

My mother is allowed to have sexual relations. She is a woman who believes first man is only man, so honestly if GBS was banging her itd be an improvement.

yeah but then you'd get a lot of confused feelings regarding first woman

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

criscodisco posted:

Her dildo is carved from a meteorite containing the building blocks of life.

I don't know anything about Minecraft, sorry.

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i eat constantly

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

i enjoy huffing gas and watching the birds and sometimes shooting inanimate objects with pellet rifles

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Gin

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Meditation is cool, it's like getting really worked up about relaxing and putting conscious effort into it.

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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I funnel hot tar into my anus.

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

have dinner, a couple beers, smoke a bowl, and lay back and listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs

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Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

I soak in the tub.

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i drank a shooter of "cannapunch" TM

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

weed infused food and beverages are prob the answer, i suppose either that perhaps a bottomless morphine drip - but the weed would prob be best if u were planing on using these as life long coping strategies

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

spud posted:

I funnel hot tar into my anus.

Ouch

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I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

I sit in my chair and wait to die.

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I sit in my chair and wait to die.

I got a pretty cool chair too.

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ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

this on a ten hour loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-p5GHSY5pk

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Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I take Xanax. Xanax is problematic though. It has side effects.

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I pretty much just jerk off.

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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Drad_Bert posted:

You really like clowns holy poo poo dude.

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Drad_Bert posted:

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Beige: Sep 13, 2004

Stroking cats and dogs is nice

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Corky Romanovsky: Oct 1, 2006; Soiled Meat

Well, in 2016, I got to play some computer games, drink a beer, and eat some gyoza. The experience lasted about an hour. That is about it for the foreseeable future.

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Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Alcohol, like a regular person, you fuckin' weirdos. You guys on this forum are SOOOO weird. God. Creepo's, l-l-looosers. Sheeesh.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I smoke crack to unwind

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