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red lipstick petite-sized lingerie garden gnome
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# ? Jul 10, 2016 23:56 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 11:36 |
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Cigs, papers and a BIG bag of weed
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 00:01 |
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eggplant, adult diapers, and whipped cream
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 00:37 |
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50lbs cat litter 50lbs cat litter Largest enema kit you can find.
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 00:40 |
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A box of syringes Anusol a Cosmopolitan magazine
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 00:46 |
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A giant size Slim Jim Bottle of lube One wine cork
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:06 |
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A bottle of lube A 2nd bottle of lube A 3rd bottle of lube
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:19 |
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an artificial leg, a 10 inch dildo and an aborted fetus
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:21 |
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50lbs cat litter One can of soup Giant bottle of red wine
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:27 |
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Thin Privilege posted:50lbs cat litter
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:30 |
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Crap you're right. How did I mix that up.
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:34 |
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oh man haha this is just like one of those articles on buzzfeed that list stuff haha wow
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 01:54 |
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JawKnee posted:oh man haha this is just like one of those articles on buzzfeed that list stuff haha wow
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 02:22 |
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JawKnee posted:oh man haha this is just like one of those articles on buzzfeed that list stuff haha wow Did you sign a noncompete
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 02:37 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Did you sign a noncompete lmao
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:25 |
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3 bottles of lube 3 condums 1 bag of produce, containing a zucchini, a cucumber, and an apple that looks exactly like a dick Oh man, their face when they see you put three dirrerent priced items in the same bag lol
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:53 |
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Trashbags, a hstchet, and lube
Waroduce fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jul 11, 2016 |
# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:41 |
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Hot sauce Turkey Baster Yorkshire Terrier
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:55 |
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ice cream buillion cubes a copy of Everyday with Rachel Ray.
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 07:09 |
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Forums account Upgrade to platinum Custom avatar
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 07:09 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:Forums account you madman!
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 07:14 |
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Bottle of Old Crow 50 round box of .357 magnum Pokémon Black The cashier was an older hippie type dude who said, "Somebody's having a party."
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 07:40 |
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cashiers KNEW
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 08:47 |
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flamin hot cheetos limburger cheese whatchamacallit bar
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 09:06 |
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case of beer box of wine case of beer wait, I might just be an alcoholic
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 13:03 |
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Gum Pack of Marlboros Doritos then insert a pineapple into your rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 13:15 |
This assumes you're buying the things from a Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Target. old fashioned safety razor blades sleeping pills bubble bath --- Their biggest, cheapest vodka A glass cutter A fish tank filtration system that uses a charcoal filter that'd barely fit the bottle of vodka --- A tank of propane A small car battery A really long electrical wire --- A camping hatchet a bed set stain-remover --- Their most expensive video game system Their most expensive TV Their cheapest engagement ring --- A dog collar duct tape panties (big enough to fit you if you're a male, or way too big for you if you're female) --- A white cotton arm band Black dye A congratulations on your new baby card. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 13:24 |
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Back when I worked as a cashier the only thing that raised my brow in 5 years: Handle of vodka [x4] Jar of olives [x5] Home Enema kit [x4]
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 15:07 |
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Baby shoes; never worn.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:25 |
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CannedMacabre posted:Hot sauce and a big ol' grin
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:16 |
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Jack herrer Orange haze Whiyte widoweh
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 15:38 |