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the thread contenst r simple as evidenced in the title I want to know if anyone's ever set up and played on a slip n slide entirely alone w no adult supervision or friends and yes a bunch of garbage bags attached in a row outsid eof grandmama's rv (the oldest bitch in the tiny house nation) counts but you have to have done it aloen
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i prefer the slip n slime, op. much more slippery w/ the slime
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Jul 11, 2016 17:27
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Indeed have OP, and more than once 
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Jul 11, 2016 17:30
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utterlycorrupt posted:Indeed have OP, and more than once how did it make u feel? did u use sunlight dish soap or did you have to soap one of the laudnry detergent capsules to get the sudz inside Ferroque posted:i prefer the slip n slime, op. much more slippery w/ the slime ha ha gross but tru
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Jul 11, 2016 17:31
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Yeah, that's how I lost my nipples. Don't trust off brand slides.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:31
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i set a slip and slide all the way to work its really reducing my carbon and friction footprints
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Jul 11, 2016 17:34
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i set a slip and slide all the way to work its really reducing my carbon and friction footprints haha nice i get it cuz they r tummyprints now!
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Jul 11, 2016 17:35
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Jul 11, 2016 17:35
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do u think it'd even be fun would you get the rush of the speeds u attain or the joy that helps u overlook the soap rash u get because ur not used to washing w sudz so you don't know you have to rinse them off after?
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Jul 11, 2016 17:40
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No. And thanks for the incredibly depressing mental picture you just painted, OP
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Jul 11, 2016 17:43
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social vegan posted:haha nice i get it cuz they r tummyprints now! my cousin told me that if you ride slip and slipe on your front it means youre gay so i'm not sure where you're going with this
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Jul 11, 2016 17:43
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I commute via pneumatic tube
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Jul 11, 2016 17:45
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social vegan posted:how did it make u feel? did u use sunlight dish soap or did you have to soap one of the laudnry detergent capsules to get the sudz inside we were a soap-free household in the carefree days of my youth, so I would painstakingly hoard the extra duck sauce packets from Chinese delivery all through the fall and the winter and the early spring for my one glorious afternoon in the sun on my lonely slip n slide. Felt pretty good, as I recall
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Jul 11, 2016 17:50
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:my cousin told me that if you ride slip and slipe on your front it means youre gay so i'm not sure where you're going with this i guess that youre gay but this is a werid time to tell us i guess thanks for trusting me utterlycorrupt posted:we were a soap-free household in the carefree days of my youth, so I would painstakingly hoard the extra duck sauce packets from Chinese delivery all through the fall and the winter and the early spring for my one glorious afternoon in the sun on my lonely slip n slide. Felt pretty good, as I recall haha nice reminds me when my uncle would always call me chicken ballz as a kid but that was cuz i had developmentally stunted ballz that to this day remain inside
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Jul 11, 2016 17:55
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no but one time there was a rock under the slip n slide that no one noticed while they were setting it up and BOY DID THAT HURT
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Jul 11, 2016 18:03
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Pitdragon posted:no but one time there was a rock under the slip n slide that no one noticed while they were setting it up and BOY DID THAT HURT ya to us it's a danger, to jewish people it's "rite of passage" to mar up ur deez
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Jul 11, 2016 18:04
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your drat mom OP
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Jul 11, 2016 18:06
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no op they're too dangerous
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Jul 11, 2016 18:06
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I work from home as a retard Masturbator FYI
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Jul 11, 2016 18:06
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Pitdragon posted:no but one time there was a rock under the slip n slide that no one noticed while they were setting it up and BOY DID THAT HURT see what i mean!
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Jul 11, 2016 18:06
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Jul 11, 2016 18:06
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haha hell ya but ur never alone with a goose
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Jul 11, 2016 18:08
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When i was 8 years old, my parents were out, i got home from school and wanted to play in water, so I did set up the slip n slide by myself. My friends on the block came home and saw me, and joined me. I also think that was when i kissed a girl the first time. Point is, I peaked at 8 years old.
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Jul 11, 2016 18:10
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social vegan posted:do u think it'd even be fun would you get the rush of the speeds u attain or the joy that helps u overlook the soap rash u get because ur not used to washing w sudz so you don't know you have to rinse them off after?
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Jul 11, 2016 18:22
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how about you slip n slide on my balls, OP but seriously go to a waterpark alone as a 30 something male bring a camera to capture the moment
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Jul 11, 2016 18:24
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life hack: get a waterbed and take off all the blankets and sheets off empty a big jug of vegetable oil on it get naked go nuts
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:life hack: 
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