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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I love the guys who freak out about their team, you can tell they're the kids who didn't play well with others :allears:

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
nothing better than accidentally taking 10 hp off a guy already foaming

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

It actually worked out for me kindof because a lot of players seem to expect other players to hang back with their AWP's or AK/M4's. I loved running up and point-blanking guys in the head with a shotgun, too bad the rest of the game and community sucks.

Speaking of lovely games, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a funnish game with a terrible community. The Games thread is/was pretty chill at least.

it's even more fun when you get to higher level play and do the same thing because people always get very mad when they die by the shotgun

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

exethan posted:

it's even more fun when you get to higher level play and do the same thing because people always get very mad when they die by the shotgun

Every time I say gently caress it and take off 2-3 dude's heads with long range shot gun blasts in a round, at least one of those twerps breaks and insist on using nothing but shotguns for the rest of the game :peanut:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
counter strike is fun if you dont take it seriously and try to have fun to the detriment of tryhards on your team

guy on your team yellin at you? called you a human being? just do exactly what he told you to not do. simpel

hell, just go deagle in the middle of the match and wait for them 2 yell at you

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

i miss being able to have pornographic sprays

it used to be that you couldnt tell who sprayed something, or maybe back in the day the admins were just dumb af. i dunno

i still have some gay furry spray i set like a loving decade ago and somehow it migrated onto steam cloud and i managed to get banned for it every single time i sprayed it. pretty sad about that

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

nigga crab pollock posted:

counter strike is fun if you dont take it seriously and try to have fun to the detriment of tryhards on your team

guy on your team yellin at you? called you a human being? just do exactly what he told you to not do. simpel

hell, just go deagle in the middle of the match and wait for them 2 yell at you

This is half of the fun I get out of it now. Getting a few drinks in me, then talking poo poo and mocking the "little emperors" that are clearly mentally unhinged.

Harsh ranking system, too many dedicated hackers...when you stop caring about it all and just hope for some fun, that's all that matters.

Wicker Man fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jul 14, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Yup, the CS community is so toxic, like who even cares about the other players.
If they get mad, who cares, they are all russian anyway. BLYAT!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
remember when cs was full of cool trickz it was like playing tony hawks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqkYmVWdxVE

also does anyone remember this one griefing vid of a guy being stuck in a door while this song played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fSeiKs6MYY

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cs is still good and fun

1 win

2 ties

ping spiking like a mother bitch

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
CS:GO is for babies who can't play ArmA.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Why are you holding a knife?

You run faster with a knife

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
pro cs strats:

- always yell at your teammates when they make the slightest mistake

- yell "gently caress!" or "bullshit!" on mumble every time you die

- when you are losing make sure your team knows how lovely and garbage the map you are on is

- accuse anyone doing decently who has a 7 or 8 digit steamID of cheating (i dont know if this is a thing anymore)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Flip out about how lovely your team is and how they're all dumb as gently caress

Speaking of dumb as gently caress, I bought StatTrak™skins/name tags back in the day but then sold them at a profit when I got bored. This thread has me thinking about playing again so I just checked prices a few minutes ago and it seems prices have tanked, so I may buy them again! :twisted:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Professor Shark posted:

Flip out about how lovely your team is and how they're all dumb as gently caress

Speaking of dumb as gently caress, I bought StatTrak™skins/name tags back in the day but then sold them at a profit when I got bored. This thread has me thinking about playing again so I just checked prices a few minutes ago and it seems prices have tanked, so I may buy them again! :twisted:

i am tempted too but im definitely going to just kill myself instead

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hey what's with all the stuff in the Marketplace priced at ridiculously high amounts? Something people are selling for $0.64 on one end, $166 on the other?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Somebody answer this you jerks!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Somebody answer this you jerks!

buy low sell high

i became a day trader with the steam market place and you can too

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

Hey what's with all the stuff in the Marketplace priced at ridiculously high amounts? Something people are selling for $0.64 on one end, $166 on the other?
some skins are rarer to unbox than others

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
CSGOatse.com is the place to be!

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
cs go goon games are ran by an insufferable high school clique of homos, thats my story op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a stat track silenced M4 that ill never get rid of

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

i have a stat track silenced M4 that ill never get rid of
hey its me ur brother :grin:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Robot Randy posted:

cs go goon games are ran by an insufferable high school clique of homos
uhhh duh??

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Only good shooters that don't have Iron Sights, a list:

Doom

Quake

Wolfenstein

TFC

TF2

HL1

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Only good shooters that don't have Iron Sights, a list:

Doom

Quake

Wolfenstein

TFC

TF2

HL1

Unreal Tournament

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

pvk 1

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ricochet

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i remember there was a period of like several months where i would hang out and play on a counterstrike:source server that was all surf maps, and you could use chat commands to pipe in terrible music or comedy audio clips


then eventually the surf maps just got more and more freakishly hardcore and less fun to play on




did anyone else play surf maps? is that still a thing?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

meat spin spray

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

meat spin spray
pray 2 tha spin :pray:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i remember there was a period of like several months where i would hang out and play on a counterstrike:source server that was all surf maps, and you could use chat commands to pipe in terrible music or comedy audio clips


then eventually the surf maps just got more and more freakishly hardcore and less fun to play on




did anyone else play surf maps? is that still a thing?

i played surf maps in 1.6 a lot. also kz maps

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

did anyone else play surf maps? is that still a thing?

Yeah, I have played surf and people seem to be playing it on the reg.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Moridin920 posted:

Unreal Tournament

I also forgot Deus Ex

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Booblord Zagats posted:

Only good shooters that don't have Iron Sights, a list:

Doom

Quake

Wolfenstein

TFC

TF2

HL1
what about DOOM?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Remember the rudimentary car maps? It was really fun slamming into people and clip killing them

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jeepathon2k !

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MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

driving cars in that game was a skill in and of itself, considering you could RUN YOURSELF OVER WHILE DRIVING, it took some care to learn what not to do, some laws of physics did apply sorta, slamming into walls at full speed (90% of the time iirc) resulted in death, although it was because the car clipped into the wall and the game basically thought you fell from a really high spot and so did max falling damage to you.

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