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Jul 23, 2016 05:06
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Um, go "shrek" you're mother op. 
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Jul 23, 2016 05:07
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drat nigga that's a good joke
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Jul 23, 2016 05:12
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Jul 23, 2016 05:34
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Who's that asian guy with Leslie Jones?
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Jul 23, 2016 05:47
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Jul 23, 2016 05:59
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guess your parents had a little "shrek" in the bedroom one night, huh
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Jul 23, 2016 06:03
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Jul 23, 2016 08:14
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I'm dying, OP. Not because I'm enjoying this thread or it's content, but because I've been diagnosed with an incurable disease and am eagerly awaiting the sweet release of death.
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Jul 23, 2016 09:33
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The world is gonna roll you? You aint the sharpest tool in the shed?
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Jul 23, 2016 09:35
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Nathilus posted:The world is gonna roll you? You aint the sharpest tool in the shed? She was lookin kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
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Jul 23, 2016 09:40
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can someone xplain this to me
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Jul 23, 2016 09:58
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Isaac posted:can someone xplain this to me No
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Jul 23, 2016 10:18
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dang, henry rollins really let himself go
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Jul 23, 2016 11:09
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I haven't stopped laughing at this since I saw it and my girlfriend is annoyed because she doesn't think it's funny and I'm still giggling
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Jul 24, 2016 00:54
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i see kojima's already dumped norman reedus for yet another new crush perhaps kurt russel can help sooth reedus's wounds
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Jul 24, 2016 01:22
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Game ogre, man! Game ogre!
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Jul 24, 2016 02:10
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Dads Dip Cup posted:guess your parents had a little "shrek" in the bedroom one night, huh
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Jul 24, 2016 02:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76sa3LVwQzk
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Jul 24, 2016 02:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auEA9Ay6G0o
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Jul 24, 2016 04:01
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Has anyone ever seen a Japanese man with moobs?
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Jul 24, 2016 04:09
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Was hoping for some good ogre jokes and thread did not deliver. OP should be sent to prison to think about what he has wrought
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Jul 24, 2016 04:10
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Gaunab posted:Has anyone ever seen a Japanese man with moobs? aside from every single sumo wrestler ever or what
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Jul 24, 2016 04:14
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same
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Jul 24, 2016 04:15
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literally afraid to go to japan because i'm absolutely sure i'm too fat to fit in their chairs and also i would shatter them like big ol' wobbly me just wanders into a japanese mcdonald's and i sit in some spindly-rear end high chair and krrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaak SNAP and i bounce on the floor and all the japanese people whip their goddamn phones on me and i'm so loving embarassed and oh god oh poo poo i should never have loving gotten on the goddamn plane poo poo gently caress i'm so sorry
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Jul 24, 2016 04:24
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I AM THE TOILET posted:literally afraid to go to japan because i'm absolutely sure i'm too fat to fit in their chairs and also i would shatter them theyre gonna laugh at you anyway, might as well give them a reason to
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Jul 24, 2016 04:26
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Fun fact. Japanese people have never seen a big round rear end on a woman.
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Jul 24, 2016 04:38
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_on_the_Internet
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Jul 24, 2016 04:39
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Kuato posted:Was hoping for some good ogre jokes and thread did not deliver. 
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Jul 24, 2016 05:02
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Gaunab posted:Fun fact. Japanese people have never seen a big round rear end on a woman. I knew a Chinese girl who was fat as gently caress. Watched her get fisted once too. I slept in her bed once and I looked in her night stand and she had printed out a bunch of erotic fiction off the internet about preteen girls having sex with their dads.
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Jul 24, 2016 05:05
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Why did you watch her get fisted?
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Jul 24, 2016 05:07
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I don't know, it was something to do. I had already seen Fight Club and that's what everyone in the living room was watching.
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Jul 24, 2016 05:10
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Could you please tell a more detailed account of the events? Your story seems a lot more interesting than this thread.
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Jul 24, 2016 05:12
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It's not a very interesting story. My boyfriend at the time Justin and I went to our friend Shawn's house. Shawn was a punk guy who rented a house with like 6 other punk guys. Our friend Jasmine was there watching Fight Club with Shawn, as it had just come to video. Jasmine was Chinese, fat as gently caress, with Betty Page hair and a bunch of face piercings. Anyway, Jasmine got bored with the movie and asked Shawn if he wanted to fist her and he said sure so they went upstairs to his room. After a few minutes Justin said "wanna go watch them?" so we did. Jasmine was on her back on the bed and he was on his knees in the floor naked with his hand in her cooze. We got naked and Shawn said "I'm not gay so you can do whatever you want to me but I'm not going to do anything back". I ate his butt and Justin sucked his weener while he fisted Jasmine. Then we got drunk and went out to get late night breakfast. Told you it wasn't too interesting.
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criscodisco posted:It's not a very interesting story. My boyfriend at the time Justin and I went to our friend Shawn's house. Shawn was a punk guy who rented a house with like 6 other punk guys. a superior story, a meaty-ogre fisting
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