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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wearing grenades on your jacket.

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
- in bed after sex with the secret agent you're supposed to assassinate

- having to defend yourself from some rear end in a top hat while you're in front of a big fan or window

- being a high school bully and you hear one of the freshmen has some random, jacked dude that moved into their house

DeNomolos fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jul 30, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Two I can't believe got left out:

- Slowly looking up to investigate the source of a mysterious liquid dripping from above.

- Hooked up to a remote heart rate monitor.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Paddling a gondola in Venice.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wearing a go pro

Looking through night vision goggles

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016
Driving through a street intersection when you have the light.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

naem posted:

It's mostly just Uzis, mustache(s), bigness, punching and also poor marksmanship OH and laughing spookily and turtlenecks/smoking/warehouse

What about the guys with their knives that could also be swords?

At dance club.

Also, being a man with a ponytail.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Surrounded by your personal collection of fancy, fragile, and extremely valuable objects while the loose cannon detective wants answers.

Robbing a grocery store on a slow day.

Being in a grocery store for any reason.

LvK fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 7, 2016

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
The newly-minted private bringing up the rear while on a patrol.

Anyone talking loudly on the outer perimeter.

Taking a piss in the jungle.

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pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
Being anywhere within 2 miles of a cryogenic facility and a good guy capable of kicking

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