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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Imagine George W. Bush as leader, forever.

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Hereditary dictatorship has been kicking rear end in the DPRK, I don't see why the US doesn't get in on that action.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

If we had a dictatorship in the united states we could rid ourselves of the curse of having to talk about politics forever. Having a strong leader that is President (or Emperor or King?) for life in the USA would mean there would be no reason to discuss candidates, voting, superdelegates, or the RNC. Anyone we elect president will be hated by most of the country anyways (uh bush and obama, anyone?), so having a king that everyone hates wouldn't even be a big deal? It seems like it would simplify things a lot and provide a general quality of life improvement for everyoone.

i was feeling this argument, but then

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

this came along and opened my eyes.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

quote:

I like to talk about politics with people online in forums so i can stay informed. And also because when i bring up politics with my friends IRL they just give me a dirty look and then rudely walk out of the room.
:goonsay:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

there's a good way of ensuring this: elect trump for president

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I will write in Emperor Norton in 2016 :toxx:

[saved]

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

If the USA is serious about installing a King or Emperor, I'll consider any offers.

(Have crown, will travel)

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hmmmmm... the OP is...

*flips coin with "ABSOLUTELY RIGHT" written on one side and "A MEGA-HOMO" written on the other*

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It honestly wouldn't be bad and could be great if the non-corrupt dictator had the true best interests of the people and the country in mind and kept them balanced. Too bad such a dictator has never and will never exist.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Hereditary dictatorship

How about meritocratic dictatorship?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Just vote #1 Skynet and the problem solves itself.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i agree but only if the dictator is an undying AI

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

when i'm emperor moridin will be first against the wall

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hell Yeah posted:

when i'm emperor moridin will be first against the wall

you got my support

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

when i'm emperor moridin will be first against the wall

Hell Yeah!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The best government is one that can't get anything done. Sounds like a bad idea OP.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

we should have kept that fat roosevelt fellow instead of imposing that term limit idea

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Hell Yeah posted:

when i'm emperor moridin will be first against the wall

also HELL YEAH or even






















































gently caress YEAH

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OPs mom calls me the Dicktator. :grin:

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

In the next panel, the still-beating heart is thrust into Dick Cheney's chest.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when im emperor my regime won't be so monstrous as to execute anyone against a wall


you'll just all be re-educated

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the facefucking will continue until morale improves

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Soylent Yellow posted:

In the next panel, the still-beating heart is thrust into Dick Cheney's chest.

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Chinatown posted:

OPs mom calls me the Dicktator. :grin:

if your dick is in any way like a potato that's something you should talk about with a healthcare professional

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Hogge Wild posted:

gently caress off heretic

volcano god ftw

moon god by a country mile, dipshit

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

VikingSkull posted:

moon god by a country mile, dipshit

Everyone knows sun god is way better than either moon god or vocano god. Step outside on a hot day and feel the burning facefucking if you don't believe me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
SOL INVICTUS

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i believe in democracy and the wisdom of crowds

tjhe progressive era was a time of enlightenment and reform

im sorry, i must decline

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Chinatown posted:

the facefucking will continue until morale improves

Well that'll be a short-lived dictatorship.






It's a dick-tastership

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Chinatown posted:

OPs mom calls me the Dicktator. :grin:
you heard wrong, she calls you the "dicktaker" because she pegs you

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