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my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
If a stranger puts their foot in your door it's perfectly acceptable to break their drat leg off.

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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

:bahgawd: This hyar is a castle doctrine state meanin if yew stick yore foot in mah door ahma shoot it off. I swear mister officer I was feelin threatened for mah lahf he coulda kilt me with that vacuum.

Like seriously though, remember the way the rape gang from A Clockwork Orange used to trick people into letting them into their houses? We should use that strategy to sell vacuum cleaners in a town full of gun-toting rednecks, there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong.

Like that guy cares, he is one level up on the pyramid, since his job is to recruit all of the salesmen and send them out to sell his vacuums. This branch wasn't like some of the other peoples in this thread apparently, since other posters mentioned they got X amount of dollars per $3000 Kirby. This guy offered $10/hr "with options for commission once you've proven your dedication" so he was just Min/Maxing the door to door system, sending an army out under orders to almost break and enter to sell vacuums that he was taking all of the commissions on.

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