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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I Am Looking To Purchase An Extra Large Black Baseball Cap That Says "Sissy Slut Bitch" In A Sassy Font

I would prefer for the text to be pink and glittery but this is negotiable! I may ask you to reduce the price if the font is not pink and glittery.

Extra large caps or bigger only
This means about 24 inches in circumference at the base. I have a large head and regular size hats give me a headache!

If you own or can produce such a hat please post in this thread. I will select the offer with the best quality matched against price. Please remember to include shipping! (I have offers on the table for 30$+3.99s/h but would prefer a goon merchant.)
I only want one hat! I may bulk order if it reduces the price but I do not need more than 8 and I reserve the right to decline any extra hats.

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY PLEASE
Please do not recommend an outside customization company unless you are intimately familiar with the quality of their products and customization.

Thank you

F.A.Q.
  • Tricky D posted:

    What is sassy font?

    It's Like Cursive But In A Way That Says, "Hey! You Don't Own Me."

edit: Moderators please move this thread to SA-Mart I have amde a mistake

Cubone fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 28, 2016

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't have one sorry.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Hell Yeah posted:

i don't have one sorry.

I Appecreciate You Taking The Time To Let Me Now. God Bless

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ill make you one I'm not an hat maker though it will just be a paper bag love you

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Sounds like a cool hat

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I miss when the forums weren't all sissy slut bitches all the time. :(

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
suck my bone slutman

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
What is sassy font?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I need a hat that says "Truckers do it in the butt because every single trucker is a fag" that I can wear to the truck stop.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Tricky D posted:

What is sassy font?

It's Like Cursive But In A Way That Says, "Hey! You Don't Own Me."

Good Question I'll Put It In The OP

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Ill do it for 20 send me PayPal at suckmydickfuckman@playpal.com haha topical

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'd like one for my mantle

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I have a few of those to spare, but I'm not selling one to the likes of you.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
So on a scale of one to ten, what level of sass are we talking about here?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If your hat doesnt say LA on it or have a cool rear end shark biting the poo poo outta a hockey stick then it aint poo poo

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
all my hat has is a dog biteing the poo poo out of crime

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Iron Prince posted:

all my hat has is a dog biteing the poo poo out of crime

they always say racist dogs have racist owners :grin:


Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I thought I found one a minute ago, but upon closer inspection it said "Sassy Slot Butch".

bigfatdynamo
May 10, 2016

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
Peace & Blessings in your time of need.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i have one, but instead of a hat its a blender

pm me for bo

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
will this one do?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Slugnoid posted:

will this one do?



nice n they already prebuilt it for a trucker

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

Tricky D posted:

What is sassy font?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


nice avatar fuckboi

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

hth posted:

nice avatar fuckboi

If I ever write an anime I'm making you the villain

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
People can't figure that out on their own? :shrug:

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
I will buy the hat instead for what op offers + $1

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Nooner posted:

If your hat doesnt say LA on it or have a cool rear end shark biting the poo poo outta a hockey stick then it aint poo poo

THE SHARK'S CHOKING ON THE HOCKEY STICK NOONER!!! LMAO!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

wheres forever 21 when you need them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imo just tramp stamp that poo poo

"Sissy Slut Bitch" right above dat rear end :D

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
brb gonna fap to some traps

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
bejeweled font or not?

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jul 28, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Also whats your price range?

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i will not let this thread die unless someone posts this hat on their head

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