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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
jew nose

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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Cleft lips. Lazy eyes. I won't even be in the same room.


Fats are okay. It's a lifestyle I envy.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My dick

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
powerful incisors capable of cracking the shell of a tortoise




but yeah the "I'm going to pretend I'm not going bald and not cut my hair real short/shave it" thing is real bad guys don't do that

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Monkey Fracas posted:

but yeah the "I'm going to pretend I'm not going bald and not cut my hair real short/shave it" thing is real bad guys don't do that

do you have a comb over?

edit oh you said not, I agree

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I do not like to see someone who has a face that looks like a dogs arse wearing a hat.
I hope my answer has helped you :)

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
banana tits and bird lips

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


i hate the living

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
severed connection to the hivemind, those people make me loving sick

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
*crabwalks out of thread jewishly*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Inverse nipples

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
No butts and long finger/toenails

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Life

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
callused apendages covered in urticating hairs

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

it's really annoying when a dude's limp donger is like "okay wow yeah that's good" but when he gets an erection it doesn't really get any longer, just harder and slightly girthier


if you're wondering how I saw it flaccid first, he had a bad mushroom trip and ran around naked in my friend's grandma's backyard. that was how I met him.

Sounds like a keeper!

never trust an elf posted:

No butts and long finger/toenails

At the same time?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
a body made of weeping flesh with limbs of indescribable shape, a head covered in an unkowable number of eyes, a voice that come from everywhere and nowhere, an open portal to the void in the gut

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Pick posted:

People with an appearance such that they've never been introspective about their appearance and how the phenomenon of appearance affects the role of people in the world.

Want to try saying that in english partner

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Fish mouths

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

tomstuart posted:

a body made of weeping flesh with limbs of indescribable shape, a head covered in an unkowable number of eyes, a voice that come from everywhere and nowhere, an open portal to the void in the gut

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