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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Please ruin my balls with karate

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i would but i dont know karate :shrug:

my next door neighbor is a friendly enough chinaman let me ask him for you

e: he said no. sorry.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol just for free?

people pay big bucks for that privilege son

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
How about 30s style boxing? :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Storms into your ball and begins kicking and punching guests.*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
i really have very little incentive to do so, OP

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYFhWBCfoX0

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHrDKPsFeM

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

those Japanese pornos are always so weird

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
They're already ruined with HPV.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

i know just what you mean :nws::nms: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cd_1411403491 :nws::nms:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hiyah

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its "mine balls"

OP

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Crush my balls
Mash em smash em put em in a stew

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You guys are all nuts, I like my balls treated with kindness.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i heard that balls are where SEAMEN come from!!!!!! :roflolmao:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nooner posted:

i heard that balls are where SEAMEN come from!!!!!! :roflolmao:
Huh? Like sailors?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

i heard that balls are where SEAMEN come from!!!!!! :roflolmao:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

Huh? Like sailors?

No, Balls.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

i heard that balls are where SEAMEN come from!!!!!! :roflolmao:

Anchors away! :patriot:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Like in a ballroom? :confused:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

Like in a ballroom? :confused:



If seamen are in the ballroom, then yes

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Pictured: lots of seamen in balls

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

lol i'm dyin.

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I sort of learned karate when I was little. But I only took lessons long enough to learn how to front roll or something. If I try that on your balls, it's just gonna end up awkward for both of us.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hrist posted:

I sort of learned karate when I was little. But I only took lessons long enough to learn how to front roll or something. If I try that on your balls, it's just gonna end up awkward for both of us.
Just think of it as bowling

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

a hole-y ghost posted:

Huh? Like sailors?

Of course I like sailors!

I always have lots of fun when the fleet's in

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

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