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Microwaves Mom posted:Holy poo poo. No, we both agreed it would be ok to watch, afterwards we we're both like "well that's a bummer".
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Are you wearing the same outfit you wore in the ugly gbs thread
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:pumice until theres no skin left then use good lotion 
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Im seriously pumped up and ready to order the rear end pumice from amazon here
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a hole-y ghost posted:Im seriously pumped up and ready to order the rear end pumice from amazon here I'm excited for your soon to be smooth rear end
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm excited for your soon to be smooth rear end e: actually dog balls said thats whats supposed to happen so I guess its ok e 2: this is the one 
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a hole-y ghost posted:whats a good lotion also are there like different grits of pumice or something or will any do i think any pumice stone will do. maybe a metal low grit file for those real tough eczema pot holes. i use off brand "vaseline" equivalent for my butt and legs and they hella smooth
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Only movie we could agree on lol if u dont understand that the first date movie is always her choice i bet you made her pay for her ticket too
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i think any pumice stone will do. maybe a metal low grit file for those real tough eczema pot holes. i use off brand "vaseline" equivalent for my butt and legs and they hella smooth 
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The Wizard of Poz posted:lol if u dont understand that the first date movie is always her choice i bet you made her pay for her ticket too I liked to think of it as our choice
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What's his name
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Celluloid Sam posted:What's his name It's Sid, i think
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Sid you're going to be late for your date with Carmant!
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oh my God that was today!?!
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I haven't been on a date since 2011 I thought they had stopped? But apparently people still date
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She ditched that fucker and went out with Goku
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Take her to a horror movie, so you can put your arm around her when she reacts to the scary scenes. Everybody likes to talk about themselves, so encourage her to do this if you run out of things to talk about over dinner. Take her to dinner at a nice place after the movie (not before), and pay for everything yourself. Find a way to take care of the check without her seeing you handling money or a credit card. It's a classy move to not let her see how much you're spending on her. Don't act like you expect a return on your investment right away, and don't initiate anything more than a kiss on the first date. You say you really like this girl, so let things unfold at a leisurely pace. Good things come to those who wait, y'know. Good luck OP, and let us know how it goes.
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gently caress YOU CARMnt gently caress you
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Pro tip: At the end of the date, when you ask her if she wants to gently caress and she says "No", say "What about a handjob then?"
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King Possum III posted:Take her to a horror movie, so you can put your arm around her when she reacts to the scary scenes. Everybody likes to talk about themselves, so encourage her to do this if you run out of things to talk about over dinner. We watched netflix and made out and she jerked me off BigBadSteve posted:Pro tip: At the end of the date, when you ask her if she wants to gently caress and she says "No", say "What about a handjob then?" This basically did happen but instead of me askign she just did it to calm my horny levels
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dog buttz posted:Are you wearing the same outfit you wore in the ugly gbs thread Yeah, I wore diff jeans though. She loved my fashion style
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Carmant posted:We watched netflix and made out and she jerked me off im gonna tell her you posted this
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I hope you wore a condom while she was diddling your danger
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Apparently much has changed in regard to dating since I was a young man. But you can't argue with success, and it sounds like you got what you wanted. I'm glad it worked out well for you.
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Carmant posted:We watched netflix and made out and she jerked me off What did you watch on netflix
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What did you watch on netflix "Hush"
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Ur not ugly if a woman sexually touched you on the first date. Get banned for attention whoring
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i like that posted:Ur not ugly if a woman sexually touched you on the first date. Get banned for attention whoring Yeah I've realized I'm not ugly. I've got a great fashion style and a huge head which is masculine and sexy.
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Alright the way to impress here is right when you see her you get a running start and and DOUBLE DROP KICK HER. She'll be so impressed with your domination of the situation that you'll have the sex right where ya'll are. No time for getting "in the mood" or "some place private" Go for it!
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Aug 8, 2016 04:35
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Carmant posted:"Hush" Any good, I've that about watching that by myself in my underwear
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King Possum III posted:Apparently much has changed in regard to dating since I was a young man. Only low quality woman woman with low self-esteem are OK with a 'Netflix hangout' on a first date and jerking off a guy who doesnt sexually reciprocate. lol.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Any good, I've that about watching that by myself in my underwear We didnt really watch the movie i like that posted:Only low quality woman woman with low self-esteem are OK with a 'Netflix hangout' on a first date and jerking off a guy who doesnt sexually reciprocate. lol. we made out isnt that sexually reciprocating. Anyway yeah her self-esteem is in the gutter
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I showed a girl The Wrath of Khan once I guess she got bored cause she started making out with me then we banged, a little fuzzy on the details I was very drunk
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She kept talking about the "noice guys" that she had been on dates with that she had to turn down or find excuses to leave early because they were ugly so I guess im not one of those guys. I'm hot.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:If you gotta fart just hold it in. that leads to the dangerous "internal fart" where it sounds like a fart but its in your stomach theyre just as bad i hate it, i hate it!! Hector Beerlioz posted:I showed a girl The Wrath of Khan once I guess she got bored cause she started making out with me then we banged, a little fuzzy on the details I was very drunk Wrath of Khan is the name of my penis?
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