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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Get a 3d printer and charge people to use it

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Become the shapeway of dildos

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

a dildo shaped like your posts

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
literally print money

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
create a startup and never say what it actually does, get VC money for itt, take it public and then bail

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Valeyard posted:

create a startup and never say what it actually does, get VC money for itt, take it public and then bail

p good suggestion

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Valeyard posted:

create a startup and never say what it actually does, get VC money for itt, take it public and then bail

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Captain Foo posted:

a dildo shaped like your posts

grossing me out man.... a turd shaped dildo

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Satellit3 posted:

grossing me out man.... a turd shaped dildo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtmSFZfjPOM&hd=1&t=116s

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

))<>((

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


This isn't the Haskell thread

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Valeyard posted:

Get a 3d printer and charge people to use it

print 3d printers out of it and sell them online

or

sell your boi pussy on backpage

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
groupon but with bitcoin

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


bitcoin but through groupon

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
grindr but for tomatoes

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
airbnb for cats

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

tinder, facebook friends only

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
grindr, but for coffee

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

tindr, but for fire wood

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Twitter for parrots

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Uber for pizza delivery

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pokemon go but for drugs hidden in bushes and an extensive in app purchase system

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
twitter already is pretty much for birds, all the best content is bird-related

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
ditch the pessimism and believe in your greatest marketable product: you!

stop giving yourself away at a loss, and demand top dollar for your quality. prime the tip jar if necessary.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
high class prostitution it is

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Sweevo posted:

tindr, but for fire wood

lol

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
if the regulations are loose enough i'm gonna open a weed place next to my college


hopefully the weed cash will outweigh my horrifying incompetence

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Improbable Lobster posted:

if the regulations are loose enough i'm gonna open a weed place next to my college


hopefully the weed cash will outweigh my horrifying incompetence

Haha! Weed!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Captain Foo posted:

Haha! Weed!

lol have u heard about the weed number?? that some funny poo poo dawg the real dankage

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

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